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I recently read a story about some guy who broke into his another apartment room with a sword thinking some woman was being raped. Turned out it was just porn. Annnnd now he's being sued.
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Never argue with an idiot. They will bring you down to their level and beat you with experience every time.
The porno bit was a different story, wasn't it? I gotta find that one though. I heard somewhere that the would be hero with the sabre actually waited hours before making his daring 'rescue', but I haven't been able to confirm it with anywhere yet.
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a sword.
why a sword? for god's sake, if I wanted to break into a house, i'd bring a 9 mm pistol, not a sword! not that I would break into a house. *evil snicker*
the guy prolly wanted to look manly.
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