Help me to find Cristmas gift for my girlfriend

Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 1:34 pm

no, you're just a ghosty

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 3:47 pm

Stasi wrote: Hmmm, funny that I'm still here typing this post. I guess I just can't be killed... fancy that.

I knew this forum was infested with zombies. ...now where'd I put that shotgun?

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:36 pm

shoot him in the head!

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:20 pm

Horrific mutilation would be far more enjoyable!

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:36 pm

get a flame thrower

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 8:42 pm

Unleash the buttock rimming buggering bum torture device on him.

Popcorn anyone?

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Fri Nov 24, 2006 9:48 pm

ahahaha. ill take mine with butter and salt.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:27 am

sweetness wrote: Unleash the buttock rimming buggering bum torture device on him.

Popcorn anyone?

Funny, trying to project your own masochistic fantasies on others. You do realize that you can only indulge in them so much before irrevocable damage is done, yes?

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:27 am

Clueless wrote: ahahaha. ill take mine with butter and salt.

Oh clueless, you silly tinky tonka. Enjoy the show!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 2:02 am

I'll pk everyone here with my archer!

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 4:49 am

Stasi wrote:
sweetness wrote: Unleash the buttock rimming buggering bum torture device on him.

Popcorn anyone?

Funny, trying to project your own masochistic fantasies on others. You do realize that you can only indulge in them so much before irrevocable damage is done, yes?

Oh yes! And you are the submissive victim in my fantasies of orgasmic decadence and filth!

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Sat Nov 25, 2006 12:36 pm

Stasi wrote:
Clueless wrote: ahahaha. ill take mine with butter and salt.

Oh clueless, you silly tinky tonka. Enjoy the show!

*throws popcorn at Stasi*

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:30 am

Clueless wrote:
Stasi wrote:
Clueless wrote: ahahaha. ill take mine with butter and salt.

Oh clueless, you silly tinky tonka. Enjoy the show!

*throws popcorn at Stasi*

*catches popcorn in mouth*

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 7:32 am

sweetness wrote:
Stasi wrote:
sweetness wrote: Unleash the buttock rimming buggering bum torture device on him.

Popcorn anyone?

Funny, trying to project your own masochistic fantasies on others. You do realize that you can only indulge in them so much before irrevocable damage is done, yes?

Oh yes! And you are the submissive victim in my fantasies of orgasmic decadence and filth!

Yes, ma'am. I'll be quiet now. Would you care for a foot massage? May I get you your slippers? Would you like some breakfast? Or maybe you'd like me to run to the bank and give you some of my money since you deserve it!

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 10:14 am

Stasi wrote:
sweetness wrote:
Stasi wrote:

Funny, trying to project your own masochistic fantasies on others. You do realize that you can only indulge in them so much before irrevocable damage is done, yes?

Oh yes! And you are the submissive victim in my fantasies of orgasmic decadence and filth!

Yes, ma'am. I'll be quiet now. Would you care for a foot massage? May I get you your slippers? Would you like some breakfast? Or maybe you'd like me to run to the bank and give you some of my money since you deserve it!

I demand you strip, get down on your hands and knees and lick my kitchen floor until it is 'spanking' clean!

*Cracks Whip*

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Sun Nov 26, 2006 1:38 pm

I hate to imagine what circus of horrors I will find on your kitchen floor....

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:05 am

Stasi wrote: I hate to imagine what circus of horrors I will find on your kitchen floor....

Oh just the odd several drops of bloodshed and pornographic filth. You'd love it Stasi

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:41 pm

I am gonna guess if he is not back his girlfriend did not like the gift at all and it's all because of YOU LOSERS here telling him what to get..

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