for your safety

[Clueless]

"For Safety"

1. Avoid riding in automobiles
because they are responsible for
20% of all fatal accidents.

2. Do not stay home
because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.

3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks
because 14% of all accidents
occur to pedestrians.

4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water
because 16% of all accidents involve
these forms of transportation.

5. Of the remaining 33%,
32% of all deaths occur in Hospitals.
So,
... above all else,
avoid hospitals.

BUT,
... You will be pleased to learn that only 001%
of all deaths occur in worship services in church,
and these are usually related to previous physical disorders.
Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be at any given point in time is at church!

... And ... Bible study is safe, too.
The percentage of deaths
during Bible study is even less.

So, ... for SAFETY'S sake -
Attend church and read your Bible.
IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE!


lol i got this email from a friend, oh i love it lol

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[Red Squirrel]

LOL that's great.

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