Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:13 pm

- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.

- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."

- Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."

- He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.

- Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.

- When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."

- You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.

- As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.

- During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"

- His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.

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Reaper · Post by **Reaper** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 5:43 pm

That's funny.

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pmga · Post by **pmga** » Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:51 am

lol

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5starwebsitehosting · Mon Feb 27, 2006 10:19 pm

o man lol

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