George Carlin

Listerlnx666 · Post by **Listerlnx666** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:58 pm

1. If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? they never mention that part of it to us do they?

2. Here's something no one has ever said, ever, ever...... " as soon as I stick this hot poker in my ass Im going to chop my dick off!!!"

3. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

4. If a man with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a "hostage" situation?

5. "here's my own cheer that I made up: rat crap, bat crap, dirty old twat, 69 dimwits tied in a not, hurraya! lizard crap! fudge!

6. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctars call what they do "practice"?

7."I hate it when people say something like "he happens to be black", like its a fuckin accident, u no? "oh he happens to be black", george:"he happens to be black?, he had two black parents?", "oh yes he did", george:"and they screwed?", "oh indeed they did" george:"then where's the surprise part come in? I think it's be weird if he just "happened" to be scandenavian"

8. "and another thing that gets me is when people say "openly black", "oh he's openly black"...they sayen colin powell is, colen powell is not "openly back", colen powell is "openly white", he just "happens" to be black.

9.have you ever noticed that mice have no shoulders at all? you put a necklace on a mouse it goes right down to his waist, they think its a belt, what do they know they're fuckin mice?

10. here's something I wonder....is there more rape at the equator or the north pole? these are the kind of thoughts that kept me out of the really good schools, but I wonder....some people would say the equator because its hot, the females go topless and there's a lot of flicking going on....thats exactly why there's less rape, becauese there's a lot of flicking going on, guys up at the north pole say "tonight hunny, tonight huh?"....., "are you crazy the wind chill factor is three hundred below".....but what if the woman is wearing leather pants?, you ever try to get wet leather leggings off a woman who doesnt wanna take em off? you'd lose your hard-on in the process....up at the north pole your dick would shrivle up like a stack of dimes!

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Tue Oct 18, 2005 3:27 pm

George Carlin has nothing to do with at least the following:

#3, 4

http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/not_carlin.txt

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000 · Post by **000** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:39 am

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Listerlnx666 · Post by **Listerlnx666** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 11:56 am

Stasi wrote: George Carlin has nothing to do with at least the following:

#3, 4

http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/not_carlin.txt

did you think I wrote those cause I saw them in a website, no, I have seen every george carlin show recorded, and I got every one of those from him, he did say it.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Wed Oct 19, 2005 2:34 pm

Yes, and there are a whole bunch of jokes and quotes attributed to him. Numbers 3 and 4 are among those that he denies ever having said. Look at his website.

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Felicity · Post by **Felicity** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 4:45 pm

Listerlnx666 wrote:
Stasi wrote: George Carlin has nothing to do with at least the following:

#3, 4

http://www.georgecarlin.com/home/not_carlin.txt

did you think I wrote those cause I saw them in a website, no, I have seen every george carlin show recorded, and I got every one of those from him, he did say it.

If I were George and wished to deny authorship of any of the above "quotes"....it wouldn't be #3 and #4.....I think he's foul--occasionally funny, but mostly foul...Just MHO...

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Sun Oct 23, 2005 6:57 pm

Sure, but it's somewhat comforting to know there are people out there who still say what they think despite the culture of over-sensitivity in which they reside.

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Felicity · Post by **Felicity** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 3:04 am

Yeah...and the more outrageous he is...the more

$$ he makes. I don't think that leads one to express his well thought out opinion...

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:10 pm

No, but I believe that people tend to get complacent with their view of the world, whether it's specifically morality, politics, etc. Someone who challenges those things, crass and vulgar though the methods may be, is, if you will, a necessary evil, even if they make more money becaues of it. At least, that's what I think.

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Felicity · Post by **Felicity** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 4:23 pm

Eh....I suppose...but it doesn't work for me...and I still think he's foul and contributes to a general slide downward in decorum and respect for one another in our society.

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000 · Post by **000** » Mon Oct 24, 2005 5:26 pm

Felicity wrote: Eh....I suppose...but it doesn't work for me...and I still think he's foul and contributes to a general slide downward in decorum and respect for one another in our society.

Thank you for playing..........

RED, tell her what she's won...........

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Tue Oct 25, 2005 2:30 am

Felicity wrote: Eh....I suppose...but it doesn't work for me...and I still think he's foul and contributes to a general slide downward in decorum and respect for one another in our society.

Yeah, he's definitely foul, but I would argue that the general slide downward you're referring to is due to more forces impacting someone earlier in their life than they would ever really even have an idea what he's talking about, assuming they even hear of him. It's called bad parenting, and a bunch of people who don't even have kids trying to dictate how children should be raised and educated.

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