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Nirgal · Post by **Nirgal** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 10:53 am

I'll have to remember these!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 1:51 pm

Or this one I like:

Telemarketter: "Hello my name is lucy from so and so..."
person: "OMG Lucy is that you?! OMG we have not talked in so long so how's it going? And is the leg better? OMG I'm so glad you called!"

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:38 pm

haha! and tell them they sound like they've gained weight, they'll prolly just hang up after that lol

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 4:43 pm

LOL

Or

"You sound terrible, are you tired?"

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 6:41 pm

Telemarketer:Hi my name is.......
Me: Excuse me but right now I'm finishing up the picutures for the guide on how to hunt down and kill telemarketers.
*click*

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Sep 08, 2005 11:44 pm

Oh man my nephew had a huge temper tantrum today, I should of recorded it so I can play it while telemarketters are calling.

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:33 am

Red, did you have anything to do with this temper tantrum?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:43 pm

No it started before I got there. I was in the hospital while the nurse was picking at my butt when it started... no, seriously.

The wound is almost healed so probably only need to go for a few more checkups and it will be over.

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Clueless · Post by **Clueless** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:46 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: I was in the hospital while the nurse was picking at my butt when it started... no, seriously.

we dont need to know all the details, please

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 4:52 pm

It's fun going into details.

It hurts so much when they take off the sticky pad though. Pulls all the hairs out.

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:29 pm

Eeeeewwwwww... I almost threw up my amazing bar. I CAN'T GET THAT PICTURE OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 7:53 pm

Actually I never saw the wound, but it must of been pretty big, they put like a foot of packing in it at first, it's sort of like the same as a flat shoe lace.

Now they only put like 5mm so next time hopefully none, which will mean it's almost completely healed.

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:38 pm

I still can't get that out of my head. Damnit.

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:39 pm

Look at the google ads!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:59 pm

Haha telemarketters.

Or were yours worse, like stool sample kits and services, or something?

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Fri Sep 09, 2005 10:40 pm

Mine are sexual offenders, track them down.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 12:04 am

LOL must of been the whole nurses playing with my butt thing that triggered that. Wrong, very wrong.

Me mentioning that - bad, very bad...

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Mr Smith · Post by **Mr Smith** » Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:31 am

Ok I'm going to post some spam and see what comes up.
jkfgjkldbghfdlkbhkdfnjbpoidjbfpdiobjdfpbhidjbpsiodgjpiggayfillfrazzrbdjklfnhbdfhilkldjskd

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