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goalguarder12 wrote: wow, you guys are good at editing thread titles. i give it a 4.9 out of 5. but you could've changed the kick to rub. that would've gotten you the 5 out of 5.
Aw we gotta do that, and make it a sticky in Anything Goes.
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History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Sir Winston Churchill
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
ooh, blond...
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The Gheyness wrote: GG's never gonna live this down. :goalguarder:
nope, i suppose i wont.
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"Your neighbor was kind enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason."-ATHF
"He said no, Err. With his foot." -ATHF
"Please, stop fueling my silent rage." -ATHF
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to commit suicide" the blonde replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off???"
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000000.009 for this lung implant, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3.14159265 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
ooh, blond...
really?? is that so?? too bad i'm not blonde. lol.
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"Your neighbor was kind enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason."-ATHF
"He said no, Err. With his foot." -ATHF
"Please, stop fueling my silent rage." -ATHF
That happened to me too! I really hated my teacher for giving me a 74 for the final grading! He should of gave me a 75 and let me be happy with a C. Damn person!
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Maybe if you would have studied harder you could have earned a 75. (just a thought)
studying... wow.. what a concept
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signatures are pointless and stupid
hypocrites are some of the most annoying people on earth Irony:noun A form of speech in which the real meaning is concealed or contradicted by the words used. It involves the perception that things are not what they are said to be or what they seem.
Woah you guys need 75 to pass? Ouch, glad college is only 60 (if there's a second part to the course, otherwise it's 50).
I got all A's on the computer related courses but on math I got a D, just just made it to 50, was very tight. I was so glad when the teacher told me I got a D.
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Honk if you love Jesus, text if you want to meet Him!
Bookworm wrote:
Maybe if you would have studied harder you could have earned a 75. (just a thought)
studying... wow.. what a concept
Totally, but, like, what's a concept?
i donno... i heard someone say it once and thought it sounded "kewl"
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signatures are pointless and stupid
hypocrites are some of the most annoying people on earth Irony:noun A form of speech in which the real meaning is concealed or contradicted by the words used. It involves the perception that things are not what they are said to be or what they seem.
wow.. what a concept 
