Something to help you guys out!

Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Sun Mar 27, 2005 10:46 pm

Thought I would help all my great single male friends out here. Try some of these lines out on some hot chics, see how far it gets you!

Lines to pick up regular chicks:

Your parents must be retarded, because you're special
Your daddy must have been a terrorist, because you are the bomb!
[Grab her tush] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns
Hi, how do you feel today? (She says: Fine) I asked how you felt, not how you look!
Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by again?
I'm a fertility god in some underdeveloped nations
I'm gay, straighten me out!

Extra romantic lines to pick up hot chicks:

If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you
The last time I saw you, I was dreaming
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Give a rose to her and say: I wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are
Is there a rainbow here? Because you're the treasure I've been searching for
Do you have a map? (She says: No, why?) Because I keep getting lost in your eyes
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look bad
Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
I must have died and gone to Heaven, because I am seeing an angel!
Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes
If you spot her waiting in a restaurant/theater/club: If he doesn't show up, I'll be right over here
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 7:27 am

I dont think I could say any of the first set without adding "Giggidy, alright" to the end of it.

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:35 am

So, how do you feel today, Minnie?

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 3:53 pm

Cicero wrote: I dont think I could say any of the first set without adding "Giggidy, alright" to the end of it.

Ha-ha......

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Angel · Post by **Angel** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:45 pm

Those are really cool....if I were a guy.

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ycontrol · Post by **ycontrol** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 4:47 pm

Some of them were pretty good I thought...well like two of them.....the rose one and the tear one.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:15 pm

Cicero wrote: I dont think I could say any of the first set without adding "Giggidy, alright" to the end of it.

The first set certainly won't aid you in getting any action, unless you're up against some really drunk chicks

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:37 pm

Do you believe in love at first sight...or should I walk by again?

That is funny! They gay one too, but that could start rumors pretty quick if said too loud in a public place.

I need to try some of these.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 5:38 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: I need to try some of these.

Red, as a friend, let me be the first to say, "No."

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000 · Post by **000** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 6:51 pm

sintekk wrote: unless you're up against some really drunk chicks

Is there any other kind?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:29 pm

sintekk wrote:
Red Squirrel wrote: I need to try some of these.

Red, as a friend, let me be the first to say, "No."

*gets back with a red, scratched face from being slapped and hit so much*

Now you tell me!

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:41 pm

Red Squirrel wrote:
sintekk wrote:
Red Squirrel wrote: I need to try some of these.

Red, as a friend, let me be the first to say, "No."

*gets back with a red, scratched face from being slapped and hit so much*

Now you tell me!

Here ya go, mate

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:53 pm

What's that a new kind of vacuum cleaner bag? LOL

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Mar 28, 2005 11:54 pm

Red Squirrel wrote: What's that a new kind of vacuum cleaner bag? LOL

Bah! You never seen an Ice Bag before?

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 12:05 am

Nope, kind of a cool concept though. What we use here is usually just a paper cup with water in it, which is put in the freezer.

(I've used those plenty during my school childhood.

)

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Cicero · Post by **Cicero** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:14 am

I just use a bag of frzen peas for that sort of thing. Alot of peas got wasted from being on my face.

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:58 pm

Legend wrote: So, how do you feel today, Minnie?

Fine

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