New Year's Resolutions

The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:28 pm

1- I'm never drinking again.

OMG, I almost just wish I was dead right now. =X

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Sat Mar 12, 2005 4:40 pm

Better late than never.

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 4:38 pm

So, ya broken your resolution yet?

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Stasi · Post by **Stasi** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 5:28 pm

I'm worried I might break my New Year's resolution to have all the crazy, reckless sex I possibly can, and deliberately contract all commonly known varieties of VD, including HIV.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:46 pm

I forget what mine was. I'll just assume I did not break it yet.

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 7:47 pm

I didn't make one. So there.

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000 · Post by **000** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:05 pm

New Year's? When did that happen?
Where can I get one?

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:09 pm

0 wrote: Where can I get one?

Crazy Sintekk's Bargin Bin Resolutions has them all: from Never doing drugs again, to 800 X 600, we have all resolutions. Just call us and we'll connect you to one of our talking experts!

1-800-accept-no-imitations

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon Mar 14, 2005 9:58 pm

rushes to phone

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The Gheyness · Post by **The Gheyness** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 12:10 am

Dial 1-900-Reads-A-Lot...and teach me about those psalms.

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