The Devil Is In Your Chimney!

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http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1299/santy.html

So talk to your children before it is too late! Tell them that Santa is no kindly old man; he is an evil demon. And next time your family sees some propped up gin-soaked vagrant in a Mall wearing a red suit with white furry cuffs, set a good example and witness for the other deluded people waiting in line. Loudly, rebuke him! Announce to all the children in the store "Not only is Santa a lie, he will ravage you sexually, drink your blood and drag your palpating carcasses down to Hell with him!" It is only through setting a good example that we can put the Christ back in Christmas.

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[Red Squirrel]

Satan clause!

Hmm this would work better if he had 6 raindeers on each side and that his sled could sit 6 people. 666

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[Chyse]

oh fudge, not again!!!!!!

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[ycontrol]

SANTA!!!!!

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