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Getting by in our world mght seem hard but the thing peoplr have to Remember is you have to have humor right. so tell me you jokes and lets hear something funny.
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alright, i got a joke. itsa a sick joke though, so those of you with non-perverted-handling devices, please don't read this.
there was this pickle, cucumber, and a penis. they were sitting at a table talking about whats going to happen to them. the pickle says," they're gonna cut me up, put me in a jar, and eat me." the cucumber said," they're gonna cut me up, put me in a salad, and eat me." and the penis said," they're gonna put a bag over my head and make me do pushups until i vomit!"
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"Your neighbor was kind enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason."-ATHF
"He said no, Err. With his foot." -ATHF
"Please, stop fueling my silent rage." -ATHF