I think you're the father of one of my kids

[Red Squirrel]

This is a jarr.

> I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
>
> A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
> woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken a back because he
> can't place where he knows her. So he says, "Do you know me?"
>
> To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one
> of my kids."
>
> Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
> been unfaithful to his wife, and he says, "Oh, are you the stripper from
> my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my
> buddies watching while your partner whipped me with wet celery???"
>
> The woman looks into his eyes steadily and says very
> calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
>

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[Death]

LMAO OWNED

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[Nosferatu]

wow thats fucking hilarious

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