FORUM MEMORIAL DAY

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Sep 25, 2004 3:47 am

To honor the forum of eld, the one in which I had grown to my current status, like a larva that becomes a beetle, I have created this amusing topic full of things we have said and done from a time before this time. You are welcome to sit down and speak of the old forum here.

Royle Posted: Jun 24 2004, 06:06 PM
you have serious problems lady. go back to the depths of hell from which you came, you vile creature.

sweetness Posted: Jun 24 2004, 06:26 PM
why dont u shut the f_ck up turdbreath

Red Squirrel Posted: Jun 17 2004, 04:03 AM
Yeah no kidding... just bring it far in the bush or something. You can get traps for that. Much more humane. I forget what the fine is for cruelity like that... but you're looking at a few grands at least.

William Wallace Posted: Jun 17 2004, 04:46 AM
Hell no, we killed the bastard AND we're burning him. I swear to God we killed him, unless it's a demon squirrel. No one will ever know.

Mum sprayed him in the eyes with squirrel away, and then with pepper spray. Then Dad skewered the beast on a thin metal pole to hold him still, and shot him with a nail gun 20 times.

Red Squirrel

I think now we covered pretty much all the ways to die.

Now let's come up with ways that would be weird, but possible for us to die, depending on our occupation.

Getting cut on the case of a computer, bleeding all over the power supply and get a deadly shock. That *could* be possible. I often cut myself in my case and only notice when the component I was installing is full of blood.

Victor E Miller

Will where is that phyco bitch on the forum?

Wldkos

justin got some damn at the superbowl... and why did he just rip off the clothes and stop? pussy.

William Wallace

Ceremony later. Here's your wedding ring. [/QUOTE]

Ah, my lost love, legend....

Will
(concerning a sex swing)
*wonders how it works* *gets it*
I see, your lass sits on it and you stand and swing it back and forth....
...
Oh, staaasssiiii....why don't you sit down on this nice swing I got for you?

Will

(concerning Hickchic|excessivelongnumber)

Ah shure do. ah kin imy-tahte dat dere honky-tonk acksent, yup.

Red Squirrel

(concerning death)

White lights hurt. Not the eyes, the whole body. Last time I was walking in a dark tunnel and I saw a white light so I went closer, then I got hit by a train.

I'll get more as I find them.

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:25 pm

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 5:57 pm

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:00 pm

D'oh! Red bwoke it!

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Sep 27, 2004 6:13 pm

It's called the face in the crowd effect. The first thing you see is the sad face.

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