morning woodies

Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:16 pm

I am gay.

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:35 pm

A sharp knife should take care of the problem. Just cut yourself up some fruit, have a nice breakfast, and then use the restroom.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:44 pm

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:00 am

It isn't much of a problem for me. But then again I usually spend a good 15+ min every morning before I get out of bed trying to decide whether or not I feel like getting up. So yeah, it's gone by then.

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Joe · Post by **Joe** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:01 am

Alright i did this before and it actually worked...

What you do is you get a tweezer and knife and some lube and a friend or family member to help you out. You just reroute you urine line from your

to your nose. It sounds tough but its really easy if you do it right. And when you gotta piss just push through your nose.

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:04 am

yeah, it sounds great in theory and all, but how do you get the stank out of your nose?

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 3:07 am

waking up next to a woman will solve your 'little' problems

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MrSelf · Post by **MrSelf** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:07 am

sweetness wrote: waking up next to a woman will solve your 'little' problems

+1

Honestly, like manadren, I usually lay in bed for a while, otherwise, I just deal with it or use it.

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erolyn · Post by **erolyn** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:34 pm

This is one of the reasons I'm really glad I'm a woman. That, and men hold doors open for me.

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:29 pm

erolyn wrote: This is one of the reasons I'm really glad I'm a woman. That, and men hold doors open for me.

I dunno, I've always wanted to be a woman, but the last operation I had changed my mind.

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erolyn · Post by **erolyn** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:23 pm

William Wallace wrote:
erolyn wrote: This is one of the reasons I'm really glad I'm a woman. That, and men hold doors open for me.

I dunno, I've always wanted to be a woman, but the last operation I had changed my mind.

Well, it's not always fun. In fact, for about one week per month it's pretty much hell. And apparently having babies is about as painful as being stabbed. Many times. But still.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:33 pm

Yeah I'm glad I'm a guy so I don't have to go through labour. Well I do labour, but at least I get paid for it.

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 9:31 am

masterbate?

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 11:29 am

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:13 pm

wow....

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Minnie · Post by **Minnie** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 2:41 pm

........I don't know if that is within the rules..but

lmao

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 3:36 pm

kinda borderline there but funny stuff.

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sweetness · Post by **sweetness** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 6:30 pm

sorry guys, i just couldn't help myself

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Bookworm · Post by **Bookworm** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 11:09 pm

If this is the kind of discussion that members of the Resistance think is "for the good of common men and women," then I'm glad I never joined the Resistance.

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 11:13 pm

LOL

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Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 12:03 am

Bookworm wrote: If this is the kind of discussion that members of the Resistance think is "for the good of common men and women," then I'm glad I never joined the Resistance.

nah, this is the downtime of the Resistance. We are seriouse when we are fighting.

Actually we're never serious but who cares?

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Chris Vogel · Post by **Chris Vogel** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 10:56 am

The posts with slang terms for “masturbation” were moved to “Slappin' the clown”, and images were removed.

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Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:17 am

you Know if you Can't "DO" some things then your can Feel free to continue at my Place.

I just think its asinine to have a fit over a natural thing

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manadren · Post by **manadren** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 11:50 am

"Morning Wood" as it's called is a common problem among males, and I'm all for serious discussion of different people's personal solutions to that problem. I'm not against threads like this and and the "smacking the clown" thread. They are natural things and can be good topics of discussion - if they are taken at least somewhat seriously. So yeah, I don't exactly think it's asinine, I'm glad tak stepped up to the plate here.

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Andy · Post by **Andy** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:01 pm

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