cussing 101

[MikeDB]

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You
know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we
started cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The
6-year-old continues, "When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'm
gonna say something with 'hell' and you say something with 'ass'.
The 4-year-old agrees with enthusiasm.

When their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old
what he wants for breakfast, he replies, "Aw, hell, Mom, I guess
I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of his chair,
tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying
his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear
with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, "You
can just stay there until I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old and asks
with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young
man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your fat ass it won't
be Cheerios".

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[Red Squirrel]

He's sooooo dead lol

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[Death]

lol the second kid is even more screwed seeing as the first kid is locked in the room. Now assuming they share the same room, he's got a fun time escaping ahead of him.

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