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A NEW TRUCK
Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:21 pm
by richardj
Just got my new fully loaded 2006 Chevrolet -Z06 a few days ago. I returned to the dealer the next day complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.
The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this," he said, "Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!," he continued...and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said "Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Well yesterday some young female talking on her cell phone with a car load of young gals ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid them.
"A$$ holes----!!," I yelled.
Suddenly the French National Anthem began to play on my radio, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, and Bill Clinton on sax.
I love this truck.
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A NEW TRUCK
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:15 am
by Death
ROFL. When you said a$$holes though, I expected the song by Denis Leerey. But the end was just gold
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A NEW TRUCK
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:32 am
by MikeDB
dude you got to post some pics of it.
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A NEW TRUCK
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:44 am
by richardj
Mikwiththestick wrote: dude you got to post some pics of it.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh------------
THIS WAS A JOKE.
If I had the money to buy a new truck--I'd have money for gas
HENCE-I wouldn't be wasting my time here.
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A NEW TRUCK
Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:03 am
by MikeDB
hey im a kid im bored.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 3:05 am
by richardj
Mikwiththestick wrote: hey im a kid im bored.
FIX YOUR COMPUTER
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 12:43 pm
by Red Squirrel
LOL that was great.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:45 pm
by Pyr-O-Rgasm
richardj wrote: Mikwiththestick wrote: dude you got to post some pics of it.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh------------
THIS WAS A JOKE.
If I had the money to buy a new truck--I'd have money for gas
HENCE-I wouldn't be wasting my time here.
I was going to post something but after someone IMing me over and over I forgot what it was so I'll say..... Ermmm.... Funny joke?
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:05 pm
by MikeDB
richardj wrote: Mikwiththestick wrote: hey im a kid im bored.
FIX YOUR COMPUTER
I did, notice im posting more
And why do you care about my computer so much?
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 4:41 pm
by richardj
Mikwiththestick wrote: richardj wrote: Mikwiththestick wrote: hey im a kid im bored.
FIX YOUR COMPUTER
I did, notice im posting more
And why do you care about my computer so much?
I really don't care--I mean I'm not losing sleep over it.
It's just that you started that thread about your pc which went no where & I thought if we could help you we would.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 9:15 pm
by MikeDB
lol.
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