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REDNECKS
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:25 pm
by richardj
A couple, both rednecks, had 9 children.
They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed."
The doctor asked them why,
after 9 children, would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read a recent article that 1 out of every 10 children
being born in North America was Mexican
and they didn't want a Mexican baby
because neither of them could speak Spanish.
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REDNECKS
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 5:27 pm
by ycontrol
Oh my....
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 9:40 pm
by Red Squirrel
LOL that's great
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Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 11:04 pm
by manadren_it
That's amazing! A redneck that can read
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 8:59 am
by Pyr-O-Rgasm
manadren wrote: That's amazing! A redneck that can read
Aha. Throwing a smaller joke into it! That was good. I wouldn't have caught that.
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 10:24 am
by rovingcowboy
dang dab it thar ya isin' askin' fors its anin' yousin's is's gonnas gits its.
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:56 pm
by Pyr-O-Rgasm
rovingcowboy wrote: dang dab it thar ya isin' askin' fors its anin' yousin's is's gonnas gits its.
Toooooo over-exaggerated. Normaly exaggerating things like that makes it funny, but that is just hard to read.... And I know rednecks, my family is filled with them.... So I shouldn't have a problem with redneck talk....
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 5:39 pm
by richardj
Pyr-O-Rgasm wrote: .... And I know rednecks, my family is filled with them....
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 7:56 pm
by Death
That's just wrong
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Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 11:45 pm
by richardj
REDNECKS
Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 8:58 am
by rovingcowboy
Pyr-O-Rgasm wrote: rovingcowboy wrote: dang dab it thar ya isin' askin' fors its anin' yousin's is's gonnas gits its.
Toooooo over-exaggerated. Normaly exaggerating things like that makes it funny, but that is just hard to read.... And I know rednecks, my family is filled with them.... So I shouldn't have a problem with redneck talk....
yepper it is a mite ard ifin ya ain't a hilbilly redneck shucks tho ya shodn't hand mulch tribbles a reddin' it. ifin' ya's juss a plum redneck.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 9:01 am
by rovingcowboy
Furball wrote: That's just wrong
i second or third that it is too close to redneck porn.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:11 pm
by Death
ROFL that was great.
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Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 3:07 pm
by richardj
Furball wrote:
ROFL that was great.
Did you see the 'click here quick' bubble for an extra show??
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 10:14 am
by rovingcowboy
that inducates a problem richardj?
are you having some troubles ?
do you need to see things like that to make you happy?
go get another beer you might be more down then
you thought.
but my grade for the flash cartoon
my grade for the above redneck photo
your slipping Richardj you use to be all
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Posted: Sat Jan 14, 2006 7:13 pm
by richardj
rovingcowboy wrote:
that inducates a problem richardj?
are you having some troubles ?
do you need to see things like that to make you happy?
go get another beer you might be more down then
you thought.
but my grade for the flash cartoon
my grade for the above redneck photo
your slipping Richardj you use to be all
OK------------
Some of what you wrote I don't understand--but--
The pic & the
CARTOON depict real life situations that are funny.
Have you no sense of humor?
BTW--I RARELY drink--maybe I should start.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:17 am
by Death
But you have to admit, that song was rather catchy. Seems to present some irony because you don't usually hear country music sung on that kind of subject.
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 2:29 am
by richardj
Furball wrote: But you have to admit, that song was rather catchy. Seems to present some irony because you don't usually hear country music sung on that kind of subject.
IT WAS A REDNECK BAR
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:22 pm
by richardj
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:46 pm
by Death
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 7:49 pm
by Death
richardj wrote: Furball wrote:
ROFL that was great.
Did you see the 'click here quick' bubble for an extra show??
lol who wouldn't have?
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Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:52 pm
by richardj
Furball wrote:
NOTHIN STOPS REDNECKS FROM FISHIN'
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Posted: Fri Jan 20, 2006 2:04 am
by Pyr-O-Rgasm
Furball wrote: But you have to admit, that song was rather catchy. Seems to present some irony because you don't usually hear country music sung on that kind of subject.
You sir, do not know country music. There is LOADS of country music about getting drunk, boobs, and girls. Maybe not drunk moms flashing bar goers.... But still.....
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:31 pm
by richardj
After the tourist had been served in a Las Vegas cocktail lounge, he beckoned the waitress back and said quietly, "Miss, y'all sure are a luvly, luvly lady; can ah persuade y'all to give me a piece of ass?"
"Lord, that's the most direct proposition I've ever had!" gasped the girl. Then she looked around the room, smiled and added, "Sure, why not? You're nice lookin' too and it's pretty slow here right now, so why don't we just slip away up to my room?"
When the pair returned half an hour later, the man sat down at the same table and the waitress asked, "Will there be anything else, sir?"
"Why yes," replied the southern gentleman. "Ah sure 'preciate what y'all just did for me; it was real sweet and right neighborly, but where ah come from in Tennessee we lack our bourbon
real cold, so ah still need to trouble y'all for a piece uh ass for mah drink."
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Posted: Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:45 pm
by Death
Pyr-O-Rgasm wrote: Furball wrote: But you have to admit, that song was rather catchy. Seems to present some irony because you don't usually hear country music sung on that kind of subject.
You sir, do not know country music. There is LOADS of country music about getting drunk, boobs, and girls. Maybe not drunk moms flashing bar goers.... But still.....
First one I heard about that. Then I went on a p2p network and found more by the same singer. So yea, didn't know there were that many country songs about boobies
. Oh, and another classic redneck story by richardj
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