Write your letter to Santa early this year!

Death · Post by **Death** » Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:37 pm

It's a joke, and it's worth it

http://wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 5:30 pm

OMG that was hilarious. I Xed out after but I should have posted it, haha.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 7:20 pm

I'd post mine, but it's inappropriate

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:08 pm

Haha I can only imagine.

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:47 pm

Furball wrote: I'd post mine, but it's inappropriate

You're point?

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:01 pm

Double post!

Dear Santa,

I have been a good boy.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Sherman's Christmas party. It was Nicole who spiked the punch with too much vodka. I can't help it if I drank 17 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like grass.

I thought it was funny when I put Bri's thong on my head and danced the liquid popping on the futon while singing "Fetus Decapitation"'. I didn't mean to break Sherman's Sony PSP and don't know why Sherman would sue me for theft.

I don't remember calling John's wife a wild llama---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and black lipstick!

And when I threw up on Carey's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that orange chicken.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Nissan Skyline through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a slow ostrich and have me arrested for wreckless driving!

So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all blue and anonymous. And I'm really not to blame for any of this shakey stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and insanely yours,
Spaz (Really a nice boy!)

P.S. It's only 73 bucks!

Some of those words, were complete accidents.

SOME of us are capable of doing madlibs without being perverted.

Ooook... This is my first "good" when in a while.

That "wreckless driving", was one of my words. I SWEAR I put it in there and did NOT read it before hand!

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Death · Post by **Death** » Tue Oct 11, 2005 11:50 pm

Pyr-O-Rgasm wrote:
Furball wrote: I'd post mine, but it's inappropriate
You're point?

Hmmm, got non really. It's not really inappropriate, just one part is embarassing. Whenever I do mad libs, I use the FIRST word I think of. That way it's completely random. The song name IS an actual song, there's even a flash animation to go with it on Ebaum's World

. anyways, here it is:

Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Murray's Christmas party. It was John who spiked the punch with too much Vodka. I can't help it if I drank 76 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Baked Cookies.
I thought it was funny when I put Dave's Shoe on my head and danced “the turtle” on the Sofa while singing Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?'. I didn't mean to break Murray's Gameboy Advance and don't know why Murray would sue me for Vandalism. I don't remember calling Chris's wife a Rusty Goat---even though she looked like one with Blue eye shadow and Red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Nicole's husband's Eyeball, it was only because I ate too much of that Bruchetta. After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Winnebago through my neighbor's Roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a Slimy Emu and have me arrested for Grand Theft Auto! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all Evil and Melted. And I'm really not to blame for any of this Smelly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and Beautifully yours,
Matti (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 864 bucks!

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:47 am

Imagining someone dancing "the turtle", whatever that is, on a couch with a shoe on his head singing "Papa Smurf can I lick yo' ass?" is absolutly hilarious.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 12:54 am

Pyr-O-Rgasm wrote: Imagining someone dancing "the turtle", whatever that is, on a couch with a shoe on his head singing "Papa Smurf can I lick yo' ass?" is absolutly hilarious.

The turtle is actually a dance you do like, in junior high when nobody cares that you look rediculous. It involves a waxed floor like in a gym, where you toss you legs in the air, sit on your ass and spin and spin and spin until a crowd of people begin to look like Fat Albert, or you stumble around and try to guess the distance of the nearest wall

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Pyr-O-Rgasm · Post by **Pyr-O-Rgasm** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:07 am

Ah, it's a break dancing move? Now, that image just seems weirder.

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Death · Post by **Death** » Wed Oct 12, 2005 1:13 am

Pyr-O-Rgasm wrote: Ah, it's a break dancing move? Now, that image just seems weirder.

Ya, you know when people spin on their heads (Usually seen in rap videos). Same idea, but the other way around. Ya, when you read the mad lib, it just sounds odd. But picture it as a really large sofa with that plastic protective covering old people usually put on their furniture. Then it all makes sense

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