Sex!
Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 2:52 pm
Recent research shows that there are five kinds of sex.
The first kind of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you
are blue in the face.
The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny
you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten
routine and you usually have sex in your bedroom.
The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other
in the hallway you both say "**** You".
The fifth kind of sex is Courtroom Sex. This is when you can
not stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone...
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3669, old post ID:29870
The first kind of sex is Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you
are blue in the face.
The second kind of sex is Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny
you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The third kind of sex is Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten
routine and you usually have sex in your bedroom.
The fourth kind of sex is Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other
in the hallway you both say "**** You".
The fifth kind of sex is Courtroom Sex. This is when you can
not stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and
screws you in front of everyone...
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3669, old post ID:29870