lawyer joke
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:07 pm
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny
limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating
grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate the situation.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We HAVE TO eat grass."
Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me
to my house and I'll feed you!"
"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are
over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the
lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us,
too." The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and
SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into
the huge limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer
and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all
of us with you."
Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"
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limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating
grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got
out to investigate the situation.
He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"
"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.
"We HAVE TO eat grass."
Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me
to my house and I'll feed you!"
"But sir. I have a wife and two children with me. They are
over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the
lawyer replied.
Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us,
too." The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and
SIX children with me!"
"Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into
the huge limo.
Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer
and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all
of us with you."
Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!"
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3610, old post ID:29385
