parrot

[Red Squirrel]

A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a
large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that
said $50.00.

"Why so little?", she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell you
first that this bird used to live in a house of
Prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar
stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have
the bird anyway.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up
in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,
"New house, New madam."

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then
thought "that's really not so bad." When her two teenage
daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman
were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the
situation considering how and where the parrot had been
raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home
from work. The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith."


~ i reckon some1's baa be in trouble!!

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[Pyr-O-Rgasm]

I read this before. God that's funny. I'd hate to be him.

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