wich doctor
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:42 pm
Witch doctor
A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work.
So the doctor refers him to an American Indian witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." With that, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' an it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The old man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"
The witch doctor replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down.
But be forewarned: It will not work again for another year."
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife.
He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne.
After he gets into bednbsp;and is lying next to her, he says, "123;" and suddenly he has the most gigantic erection ever, just as the witch doctor had promised.
His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, . . . . . . .
"What did you say '123' for?"
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3578, old post ID:29132
A man getting along in years finds that he is unable to perform sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing seems to work.
So the doctor refers him to an American Indian witch doctor.
The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." With that, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with billowing blue smoke.
Then he says, "This is powerful healing but you can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123,' an it shall rise for as long as you wish!"
The old man then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue?"
The witch doctor replies: "All you or your partner has to say is 1234, and it will go down.
But be forewarned: It will not work again for another year."
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers and prowess. That night he is ready to surprise his wife.
He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion and cologne.
After he gets into bednbsp;and is lying next to her, he says, "123;" and suddenly he has the most gigantic erection ever, just as the witch doctor had promised.
His wife, who had been facing away from him, turns over and asks, . . . . . . .
"What did you say '123' for?"
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3578, old post ID:29132