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Bull

Posted: Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:56 pm
by Red Squirrel
A farmer who attended church faithfully every Sunday had a problem with
people walking across his two fields on their way to a favourite fishing
hole.

Tried as he may, the people would continue to walk across his property --
and in the process scatter litter in a field occupied by his cows and
trample produce in a second field bordering the fishing hole.

After bowing his head in prayer, he came up with the perfect solution.

He bought a mighty bull to accompany the cows and posted a large sign
proclaiming: "THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE
BULL CHARGES."

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