Why Canada will not join USA in the war in iraq

[Red Squirrel]

Top Ten Reasons Why Canada will not join USA in the
War on Iraq

10. We have no way of getting there.

9. We are too busy at home with the Maple Syrup Season.

8. Iraqs don't drink Labatts beer.

7. Saddam's name pronounced backwards is "Mad A$$". We'll
stay away from him.

6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian
Bacon in Iraq after the war.

5. Our Sea King Helicopter was damaged and needs repairs.

4. Celine Dion can't sing to the troops because she has a
contract in Las Vegas

3. The Rivers in Iraq are too shallow for our War Canoes.

2. Lousy hockey in Iraq at this time of year

1. Our army is needed at home in case of another snow storm
in Toronto.

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