be careful when eating out

[Red Squirrel]

A man goes into a restaurant and orders a bowl of soup. When the waiter brings it, he has his thumb in the soup but the customer ignores it. " Wouldyou like anything else.?" the waiter asks. " We have beef stew on special." " Sounds good ." says the customer. When the waiter comes back, his thumb is in the stew but the customer again decides to ignore it. "How about some hot apple pie.?" asks the waiter. "Fine" says the customer. The waiter returns with his thumb in the pie. Now, the customer is getting a little peed off. "Coffee?" asks the waiter and the customer says "Yes" The waiter returns with his thumb in the coffee.By now the customer is really peed off. "What inthe hell do you think you're doing? Everytime you've come to the table, you've had your thumb in my food!" The waiter replies "I've got an infection and the doctor told me to keep it a hot, moist place." "Then why don't you stick it up your @ss.?" the customer says. The waiter replies "What do you think I do when I'm in the kitchen?"

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