The priest in a small Irish village loved the **** and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the **** went missing! The priest knew that **** fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a ****?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a ****?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a **** that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY ****?"
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
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Stupid word censor made it hard at first but I figured it out... Using context((sp?)) clues! Uh-oh! Using those middle school reading techniques! Actually, I just figured it out with the four letters, ruling out the word ":censored:" which made no sense.
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yeah it was pre-censored when I posted it. Not even sure if I censor cock here, let's try it. cock cock cockle doodle do. 
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