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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The
teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to
swallow a human because even though it was a very large
mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a
whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not
swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask
Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3347, old post ID:27099

That is gold!!

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3347, old post ID:27102

That was great. "Then you ask him."

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3347, old post ID:27104

I remember that. Did you post it before? ...maybe I got it in an e-mail one time. Little kids are getting to be pretty rude nowadays, no?

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3347, old post ID:27107

I know two rude little bastards I wouldn't mind slapping a good hard time. My neice and nephew. God they are rude annoying brats.

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Oh that reminds me of these two kids where I used to camp, they were SO annoying, they would always come and bug me while I was doing something, even if I was holding an axe and choping wood they'd come right up to me.

My cousin's camper was far enough so I had to pass by their camper to go see him, so they'd follow me. So I made a trail to bypass their camper and go directly to my cousin's, it involved climbing a cliff about 30 feet or so, and the trail was somewhat purposely made complicated so they'd start following me but could not keep up, and end up getting lost a bit in the bush until they find the way back to their camper. It was funny, and it worked well. I was just scared they'd actually try to climb that rock. But I usually got to it and they were far behind.

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Oooooooh Scorch, teacher didn't see that pickup truck coming.

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Red Squirrel wrote: So I made a trail to bypass their camper and go directly to my cousin's, it involved climbing a cliff about 30 feet or so, and the trail was somewhat purposely made complicated so they'd start following me but could not keep up, and end up getting lost a bit in the bush until they find the way back to their camper.

That is so great .

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3347, old post ID:27133

Yeah it was fun. And it just happened to be the "dangeraus side" of the campground too, which made things more fun. The bush was thicker there, more squirrels and rabbits. ....and occasional bears. LOL

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