A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here And help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
it started.
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She Lets
him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not Going to
be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Sweetie, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ..." he sighed,
"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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Red Squirrel
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Puzzle
*laughs*...that is sooo sad though. I can feel his pain. Having to deal with ..um...the insane 
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“Buttered toast always lands buttered side down; cats always land feet first; tie a piece of buttered toast onto the back of a cat and it can never hit the floor!”
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Puzzle
I'd love to be him, though. I don't know. I like dealing with idiots.
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