FDA change

[Red Squirrel]

Due to increasing products liability litigation, American
liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion
that the following warning labels be placed immediately on
all varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are whispering when you are not.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell
your friends over and over again that you love them.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think
you can sing.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to
telephone them at four in the morning.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
can logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause
of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower
back.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better
looking than most people.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcahol may mack you thinh you
can tipe reel goode


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