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Hello?"

"Hi honey, this is Daddy, Is Mommy near the phone?"

"No Daddy, She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
Frank."

"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now."

***Brief Pause***

"Uh, okay then, ...this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on
the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mommy
that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

"Okay Daddy, just a minute."

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

"I did it Daddy."

"And what happened honey?" he asked.

"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on too. He was all scared and he
jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he
didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the
bottom of the pool and I think he's dead"


***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, "Swimming pool??...Is this 555-7039??"

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3160, old post ID:25836

RAWFULMAYO! That is the greatest. Keep posting these hilarious jokes, where do you get them from?

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3160, old post ID:25839

I get them from various sources, mostly stolen off other forums, actually. I should try making up some, sometimes I'll come up with good ones, though most of the time they're lame.

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3160, old post ID:25842

I could have sworn I've heard this one before.... possible on this forum???

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3160, old post ID:25852