Microsoft Light Bulb
Posted: Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:09 am
Microsoft® Light Bulb™ End User License Agreement ("EULA")
This is the Microsoft® Light Bulb™ End User License Agreement ("EULA"). Welcome ("GREETING"). By using this light bulb ("ENERGY") you immediately state that you agree ("AGREE") to the following:
INSTALLATION AND USE
COPYING: You ("THE USER") shall not replicate this light bulb in any matter, shape, or form. Recycling, drawing, taking pictures of, or any other form of reproduction is strictly forbidden by law("THE LAW"), and is punishable by civil and international treaties.
-USAGE: This product("THE LIGHTBULB") may NOT be used in more then one light socket. Once it has been screwed in ("SCREWED") you agree to this agreement and that you will abide by it's terms, but never removing it until it is time for renewal. ("BURNT")
-CONNECTIONS: Not more then 5 devices("E.G. FIXTURES") may be connected to the socket("THE SOCKET") in which the product is installed. The five connection maximum includes indirect connections such as induction, backup circuit, emergency lighting circuit, possible objects in which magnetic field produced by wiring will contact, and any other fixtures in which the light("ENERGY") produced touches.
- RENEWAL: When due for renewal, the product must be immediately destroyed and replaced with an updated version. At this point, you may choose a different socket, or to upgrade the current socket configuration.
LIMITATIONS ON REVERSE ENGINEERING, DECOMPILATION, AND DISASSEMBLY
DISMANTLING: You may not, in any way reverse engineer this light bulb, exposing it's source code. ("FILAMENT") Breaking, bending, melting, shattering and, but not limited to x-ray, is strictly forbidden.
MODIFICATION: You may not modify this light bulb in any way. Painting, voltage change, resistance, and any other types of modification will immediately void all warranties and terminate license of use.
VOLTAGE: You may not, for any given reason, change the voltage in which this light bulb("THE PRODUCT") is designed for. A fine of US$10,000 applies for each 5 volt modification to it's voltage, and a US$50,003 fine for each 2.5mA change, from specific factory standards.
WATTAGE: You may never, at any given time use in a socket in which is designed for a different wattage. Minimum penalty for not abiding to this international law is 5 years in prison, and/or a fine of US$15,000 (CAD$5924,000)
LIABILITY
Microsoft may not be held liable for any errors this light bulb may have, including, but not limited to, accidental argon leakage, data loss("HOUSE FIRE") and corruption("SOCKET MELTING"). Use this light bulb assuming something WILL go wrong ("BUGS"). It is your responsibility to regularly run LiteUpdate frequently("HALF HOUR").
This EULA holds for each and every one of us. It is the law, ethics, morals, of use of this product and may not be broken at any given time for any given reason.
Enjoy your new Microsoft® Lightbulb™
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3032, old post ID:24904
This is the Microsoft® Light Bulb™ End User License Agreement ("EULA"). Welcome ("GREETING"). By using this light bulb ("ENERGY") you immediately state that you agree ("AGREE") to the following:
INSTALLATION AND USE
COPYING: You ("THE USER") shall not replicate this light bulb in any matter, shape, or form. Recycling, drawing, taking pictures of, or any other form of reproduction is strictly forbidden by law("THE LAW"), and is punishable by civil and international treaties.
-USAGE: This product("THE LIGHTBULB") may NOT be used in more then one light socket. Once it has been screwed in ("SCREWED") you agree to this agreement and that you will abide by it's terms, but never removing it until it is time for renewal. ("BURNT")
-CONNECTIONS: Not more then 5 devices("E.G. FIXTURES") may be connected to the socket("THE SOCKET") in which the product is installed. The five connection maximum includes indirect connections such as induction, backup circuit, emergency lighting circuit, possible objects in which magnetic field produced by wiring will contact, and any other fixtures in which the light("ENERGY") produced touches.
- RENEWAL: When due for renewal, the product must be immediately destroyed and replaced with an updated version. At this point, you may choose a different socket, or to upgrade the current socket configuration.
LIMITATIONS ON REVERSE ENGINEERING, DECOMPILATION, AND DISASSEMBLY
DISMANTLING: You may not, in any way reverse engineer this light bulb, exposing it's source code. ("FILAMENT") Breaking, bending, melting, shattering and, but not limited to x-ray, is strictly forbidden.
MODIFICATION: You may not modify this light bulb in any way. Painting, voltage change, resistance, and any other types of modification will immediately void all warranties and terminate license of use.
VOLTAGE: You may not, for any given reason, change the voltage in which this light bulb("THE PRODUCT") is designed for. A fine of US$10,000 applies for each 5 volt modification to it's voltage, and a US$50,003 fine for each 2.5mA change, from specific factory standards.
WATTAGE: You may never, at any given time use in a socket in which is designed for a different wattage. Minimum penalty for not abiding to this international law is 5 years in prison, and/or a fine of US$15,000 (CAD$5924,000)
LIABILITY
Microsoft may not be held liable for any errors this light bulb may have, including, but not limited to, accidental argon leakage, data loss("HOUSE FIRE") and corruption("SOCKET MELTING"). Use this light bulb assuming something WILL go wrong ("BUGS"). It is your responsibility to regularly run LiteUpdate frequently("HALF HOUR").
This EULA holds for each and every one of us. It is the law, ethics, morals, of use of this product and may not be broken at any given time for any given reason.
Enjoy your new Microsoft® Lightbulb™
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:3032, old post ID:24904
