Things not to say on a plane or airport
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:42 pm
1)"Hi jack!"
2) "I hope they play a good action movie, you know, like buildings blowing up and stuff"
3) "Holy crap these campartments are big, you could fit a 100 pounder propane tank in here!"
3) "Can you hold that for me?" *hands a gun to security guard while tieing shoes*
4) "Did you know the chances of crashing in a plane are 1 in a million? Or is it 1 in a thousand?"
5) "Is it normal for it to be rust on the wings like that?"
6) "You know, they need to enhance security here, look what I found in my pockets"
7) "..yeah so the other day my son built a bomb and ..."
8) "Why can't I bring that with me? It's not going to blow up or anything."
9) "Can I just skip the screening, it's a waste of time anyway, that guy with the funny hat over there didn't have to go through it, why should I?"
10) "Is it ok to bring matches on the plane? Just in case we crash in alaska or something."
11) "Do you know if the flight attendants have guns too?"
12) "I flew a plane like this before and succeeded the mission, but the hijack part did not go smooth at all, watch me this time..."
13) "Do you hear that beeping sound in the luggage compartment?"
14) "Hey look, it's a bird, and it's trying to land on the wing flaps"
15) "I did not know we were flying over this city, they're annoucing a hurricane or something arn't they?"
16) "Hey cool, the security here is almost as good as our school library!"
17) "My heart pacer has a problem with all these communication air waves so I'm just going to turn on this cut off device..."
18) "Is the plane usually this low in urban areas?"
19) "Wow listen to those engines, sounds almost as if there's something stuck in it"
20) "I know how to drive planes like these, I never bothered learning how to take off or land though"
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:2588, old post ID:21418
2) "I hope they play a good action movie, you know, like buildings blowing up and stuff"
3) "Holy crap these campartments are big, you could fit a 100 pounder propane tank in here!"
3) "Can you hold that for me?" *hands a gun to security guard while tieing shoes*
4) "Did you know the chances of crashing in a plane are 1 in a million? Or is it 1 in a thousand?"
5) "Is it normal for it to be rust on the wings like that?"
6) "You know, they need to enhance security here, look what I found in my pockets"
7) "..yeah so the other day my son built a bomb and ..."
8) "Why can't I bring that with me? It's not going to blow up or anything."
9) "Can I just skip the screening, it's a waste of time anyway, that guy with the funny hat over there didn't have to go through it, why should I?"
10) "Is it ok to bring matches on the plane? Just in case we crash in alaska or something."
11) "Do you know if the flight attendants have guns too?"
12) "I flew a plane like this before and succeeded the mission, but the hijack part did not go smooth at all, watch me this time..."
13) "Do you hear that beeping sound in the luggage compartment?"
14) "Hey look, it's a bird, and it's trying to land on the wing flaps"
15) "I did not know we were flying over this city, they're annoucing a hurricane or something arn't they?"
16) "Hey cool, the security here is almost as good as our school library!"
17) "My heart pacer has a problem with all these communication air waves so I'm just going to turn on this cut off device..."
18) "Is the plane usually this low in urban areas?"
19) "Wow listen to those engines, sounds almost as if there's something stuck in it"
20) "I know how to drive planes like these, I never bothered learning how to take off or land though"
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:2588, old post ID:21418
