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Neverending Story
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:24 am
by Angelus
Heres one then i'll start with a couple of lines of a story then the next person adds abit more and so on it dont have to be anything to do with the story just things that come to ya head
right here gos
One fine day in the middle of the night a old woman was walking beside a dog pushing a shopping kart when out of nowhere.........
Some now carrys it on
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:2478, old post ID:20794
Neverending Story
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:31 am
by Red Squirrel
a walmart greeter apeared saying. "do you want a sticker for your merchandise, sir?"
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Neverending Story
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:38 am
by Triple6_wild
the old woman replys with a "no thank you" and asks for derections to.......
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:2478, old post ID:20802
Neverending Story
Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:59 am
by Angelus
Gas station as i need to refual my lawnmower because i want to cut........
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:2478, old post ID:20803
Neverending Story
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:21 pm
by Red Squirrel
weed, as the weed in the yard is getting really long. So the lady thanks the greeter and starts to leave but the greeter says...
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:2478, old post ID:20818
Neverending Story
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 3:29 pm
by Triple6_wild
(do you think i can buy a few grams off you?) the old woman says....
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:2478, old post ID:20822
Neverending Story
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:25 pm
by Red Squirrel
"Sure, come over to my house, what is a gram equal to anyway, a pound? I can give you 10 if you want for 20 bucks. "
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:2478, old post ID:20823
Neverending Story
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:37 pm
by Triple6_wild
thay go over to the old womans house and she digs up 20 pounds of weeds that where growing in her yard but wonders what the guy wanted with with usless weeds that grow in almost every lawn
the guy starts too.......
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Neverending Story
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:08 pm
by sintekk
make a salad platter out of them. It's missing some protein, though.
He starts examining the yard to find a...
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Neverending Story
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:51 pm
by Red Squirrel
Nice juicy worm. This is the biggest worm he has ever seen, and it's nice and green and if you ever seen it, you would even say it glows. So he went to pick it up...
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Neverending Story
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:54 pm
by sintekk
but he was shocked when it looked up at him and said, "hi : )"!
The man, flabbergasted, proceeded to...
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:2478, old post ID:20849
Neverending Story
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:55 am
by manadren_it
market it as the real life inspiration for a recently resurrected children's toy line from the 80s, which got him...
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Neverending Story
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:58 am
by Red Squirrel
$1.56! The man then went to the corner store and bought...
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:2478, old post ID:20873
Neverending Story
Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:42 pm
by manadren_it
a pack of skittles. Seeing as he only got a paltry buck fiddie from his previous scheme, he needed a new one. So he took the skittles he bought and promptly planted them in the ground, hoping it would sprout a rainbow and he would have truckloads of skittles rain down that he could turn around and sell, except what really happened was...
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