Neverending Story

Angelus · Post by **Angelus** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:24 am

Heres one then i'll start with a couple of lines of a story then the next person adds abit more and so on it dont have to be anything to do with the story just things that come to ya head

right here gos

One fine day in the middle of the night a old woman was walking beside a dog pushing a shopping kart when out of nowhere.........

Some now carrys it on

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:31 am

a walmart greeter apeared saying. "do you want a sticker for your merchandise, sir?"

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Triple6_wild · Post by **Triple6_wild** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:38 am

the old woman replys with a "no thank you" and asks for derections to.......

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Angelus · Post by **Angelus** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:59 am

Gas station as i need to refual my lawnmower because i want to cut........

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Tue Jul 06, 2004 2:21 pm

weed, as the weed in the yard is getting really long. So the lady thanks the greeter and starts to leave but the greeter says...

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Triple6_wild · Post by **Triple6_wild** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 3:29 pm

(do you think i can buy a few grams off you?) the old woman says....

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:25 pm

"Sure, come over to my house, what is a gram equal to anyway, a pound? I can give you 10 if you want for 20 bucks. "

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Triple6_wild · Post by **Triple6_wild** » Wed Jul 07, 2004 5:37 pm

thay go over to the old womans house and she digs up 20 pounds of weeds that where growing in her yard but wonders what the guy wanted with with usless weeds that grow in almost every lawn

the guy starts too.......

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:08 pm

make a salad platter out of them. It's missing some protein, though.
He starts examining the yard to find a...

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:51 pm

Nice juicy worm. This is the biggest worm he has ever seen, and it's nice and green and if you ever seen it, you would even say it glows. So he went to pick it up...

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sintekk · Post by **sintekk** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 11:54 pm

but he was shocked when it looked up at him and said, "hi : )"!
The man, flabbergasted, proceeded to...

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:55 am

market it as the real life inspiration for a recently resurrected children's toy line from the 80s, which got him...

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Red Squirrel · Post by **Red Squirrel** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 11:58 am

$1.56! The man then went to the corner store and bought...

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manadren_it · Post by **manadren_it** » Sat Jul 10, 2004 12:42 pm

a pack of skittles. Seeing as he only got a paltry buck fiddie from his previous scheme, he needed a new one. So he took the skittles he bought and promptly planted them in the ground, hoping it would sprout a rainbow and he would have truckloads of skittles rain down that he could turn around and sell, except what really happened was...

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