How to make cash fast in the US

[Red Squirrel]

How to make cash fast in the US

1. Lawsuits
Lawsuits are easy in the US and happen all the time, making it to easiest and most legal way to earn cash, and lots of it.

1.1. Purposely get hit by a car. From this you can sue the driver for not avoiding you, getting a small but large enough sum of money. That should cover any Medicare needed (because in the US, you gota pay for that!).
1.2. Sue the company that made the car that hit you - the way the car is designed should be so it’s safe for everyone, even people getting hit.
1.3. Sue the owner of the land it happened on (ex: if it’s the Wal-Mart parking lot, sue Wal-Mart). The owners of the place it happened should have proper signs to indicate unsafe areas to walk. Even if it involves “J-walking”. If the accident happens on a road, you can sue the government for a maximum amount of money, and good publicity.
1.4. Sue the company that made the pavement or cement that you fell and smeared your guts all over when you got hit. The surface should be made safe so that you don’t get hurt like that.
1.5. Sue anyone that saw it happen, because they refused to help avoid such a horrible situation.

2. Stealing
In huge polluted urban areas, stealing is a snap.
2.1. Pick pocketing - bump into people and say sorry. This is best done in a theme park or zoo or something, because people WILL be carrying cash and long lineups make it easy to “accidentally” bump into people.
2.2. Go to the bank, open an account. With the free gun, you are in a perfect situation for a holdup.
2.3. Screwing computer geeks – find and get to know someone who codes allot, then report him to the FBI for stealing code even though it’s his own, during the 24 hour FBI raid, grab whatever you can and sell it on Ebay (mention that the FBI touched it).
2.4. The simple casual midnight bank discount. Cheap, well known, but it might work.

3. US exchange
3.1. Bring all your cash to Canada and exchange it for Canadian Dollars to double the ammount, then move to Canada.


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[Triple6_wild]

3. US exchange
3.1. Bring all your cash to Canada and exchange it for Canadian Dollars to double the ammount, then move to Canada.

wont really work cuz everything is more expensive here lol so it only looks like ya got more but when you spend it you get just as much

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[Red Squirrel]

Haha true. Like an AMD duron here is about 900 bucks while in the Us it's like under 100 lol... well any computer part in the US is under 100... sad... I also need to find better suppliers though.... but most require a credit card.

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[manadren_it]

Actually you are better off exchanging your money and moving to some place like india, or maybe central or south america. Now whether or not you'd want to stay there, that's another issue.

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[Red Squirrel]

lol yeah. No fun to be rich in a place were you can't even use the money on anything.

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