Top signs microsoft has taken over your life
Posted: Wed Oct 29, 2003 11:30 pm
- To you, a PC is for windows, a mac is for Mac, end of story. Installing something other then windows (such as linux) on a PC is not something in your mind.
- The crashing and problems are considered plain normal, just like it's normal for fords to break down and have to be fixed. You take this with no complaints because it's completly normal and there's nothing wrong with it.
- You can't wait for Microsoft to release that first beta so you can be one of the first to try it out on your production computer.
- You finally decide to use linux, and after doing something such as adding a user, you think this new OS is stupid for not asking you to restart, because it's a must to restart after performing a complex change to the configuration!
- You insist that Internet Explorer is W3C standard, and all other browsers are just rip offs trying to beat the best.
- You still have that default green desktop, and you never bothered changing it because "it's cool".
- You freak out to learn that Microsoft did not release any new patches for a whole week, and keep your line disconnected and only connect for 5 seconds to check if there's any new updates, because it's not normal to stay on the internet that long if it has not been patched in days!
- You overhear people bashing Microsot and rudely tell them that if it was not for Microsoft, we'd all be running DOS. (think about it... )
- You finished installing Red Hat and it only took 20 minutes, and you can't figure out why it's not going back to the setup to "contunue", when you boot for the first time, and end up reinstalling it a bunch of times.
- You try to find "Linux for Windows" but can't find it anywhere.
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:1537, old post ID:12951
- The crashing and problems are considered plain normal, just like it's normal for fords to break down and have to be fixed. You take this with no complaints because it's completly normal and there's nothing wrong with it.
- You can't wait for Microsoft to release that first beta so you can be one of the first to try it out on your production computer.
- You finally decide to use linux, and after doing something such as adding a user, you think this new OS is stupid for not asking you to restart, because it's a must to restart after performing a complex change to the configuration!
- You insist that Internet Explorer is W3C standard, and all other browsers are just rip offs trying to beat the best.
- You still have that default green desktop, and you never bothered changing it because "it's cool".
- You freak out to learn that Microsoft did not release any new patches for a whole week, and keep your line disconnected and only connect for 5 seconds to check if there's any new updates, because it's not normal to stay on the internet that long if it has not been patched in days!
- You overhear people bashing Microsot and rudely tell them that if it was not for Microsoft, we'd all be running DOS. (think about it... )
- You finished installing Red Hat and it only took 20 minutes, and you can't figure out why it's not going back to the setup to "contunue", when you boot for the first time, and end up reinstalling it a bunch of times.
- You try to find "Linux for Windows" but can't find it anywhere.
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:1537, old post ID:12951