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haha this is too funny

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:54 pm
by Red Squirrel
We all get penis enlargement ads, but this time I opened one by accident since it was sent to my home page news account and I usually just go through the emails one by one. here's their excuse on why I should get their product:

Before continuing, lets take a look at these sad, but true facts: The average erect penis size is just 6.16". Over 90 percent of all men posses this size. 85 percent of all men cannot have intercourse longer than 3 minutes, before ejaculating due to an underdeveloped and weak PC Muscle. 30 Million men in the USA alone suffer from Erectile Dysfunction (Impotence) The majority of men have very poor blood circulation to the penis. By age 29, 96 percent of men cannot gain erections 1/5 as much as when they were 20. Over 98 percent of men would increase the size of their penis if they knew how. 93 percent of Women have never achieved an orgasm during intercourse, and 76 percent admit that they are dissatisfied with their partners sexual performance.


:roflmao2: :roflmao2: :roflmao2: This is too much.

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haha this is too funny

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 7:57 pm
by Chris Vogel
Red Squirrel wrote: underdeveloped and weak PC Muscle
There are exercises for that, you know. :P

You censored the word " penis "?

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haha this is too funny

Posted: Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:05 pm
by Red Squirrel
Yeah I noticed it's cencored, not sure why I did cencor that, I think I'll go through the censors and take some out. It's not really a bad word by nature, it's just used as one often. But not in this case. That's nothing, I know a forum that has "squirrel" and "iceteks" cencored. lol

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