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I went and closed my results then thought of posting here and I'm too lazy to take it again to post my results, in case you ask what they were.

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:1314, old post ID:11565

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Free BSD (80%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Politics (95%)
Stop caring!

Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss




Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:1314, old post ID:11566

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Ultima
If you find one tell us.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

TotL (85%)
Go read Brunching

USA (90%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

UNIX (75%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has come a long way lately.

vi (90%)
Escape Meta Alt Control Shift.

X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:1314, old post ID:11567

heh, I guess it's safer to ask what I don't suffer from

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:1314, old post ID:11568