You Know You're A Geek When....
Posted: Sat May 17, 2003 11:24 pm
* You've ever woken up at 3AM with an urgent need to use the bathroom,
and on the way back thought, "I'll just check my email real quick"
* You've ever dreamt about source code.
* Your last 5 meals consisted of pizza and Mountain Dew.
* The sound of a keyboard clicking turns you on.
* The last time you got up prior to noon was in 1994.
* If(you_have_ever_written_email==this)
* You've gone 72 hours without sleep because "this stupid thing SHOULD compile!".
* When someone mentions "SATAN" you don't think of the devil.
* The case hasn't been on your computer since the day you bought it.
* You call 911 when your ISP goes down.
* You have a LAN in your living room.
* You've ever used the phrase "I love kickin puppies!" (Warez Puppies)
* Your lifelong dream is to get published in Bugtraq.
* Your ISP calls YOU for tech support.
* You think "Unix Wars" should be made into a movie.
* You've been obssesed with Sandra Bullock ever since "The Net" came out.
* You think your phone is tapped.
* Your phone IS tapped.
* You tapped your own phone just to see if you could.
* The amount of RAM you have is > your IQ.
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:694, old post ID:5596
and on the way back thought, "I'll just check my email real quick"
* You've ever dreamt about source code.
* Your last 5 meals consisted of pizza and Mountain Dew.
* The sound of a keyboard clicking turns you on.
* The last time you got up prior to noon was in 1994.
* If(you_have_ever_written_email==this)
* You've gone 72 hours without sleep because "this stupid thing SHOULD compile!".
* When someone mentions "SATAN" you don't think of the devil.
* The case hasn't been on your computer since the day you bought it.
* You call 911 when your ISP goes down.
* You have a LAN in your living room.
* You've ever used the phrase "I love kickin puppies!" (Warez Puppies)
* Your lifelong dream is to get published in Bugtraq.
* Your ISP calls YOU for tech support.
* You think "Unix Wars" should be made into a movie.
* You've been obssesed with Sandra Bullock ever since "The Net" came out.
* You think your phone is tapped.
* Your phone IS tapped.
* You tapped your own phone just to see if you could.
* The amount of RAM you have is > your IQ.
Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:694, old post ID:5596