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You Know You're A Geek When....

Posted: Sat May 17, 2003 11:24 pm
by Chris Vogel
* You've ever woken up at 3AM with an urgent need to use the bathroom,
and on the way back thought, "I'll just check my email real quick"

* You've ever dreamt about source code.

* Your last 5 meals consisted of pizza and Mountain Dew.

* The sound of a keyboard clicking turns you on.

* The last time you got up prior to noon was in 1994.

* If(you_have_ever_written_email==this)

* You've gone 72 hours without sleep because "this stupid thing SHOULD compile!".

* When someone mentions "SATAN" you don't think of the devil.

* The case hasn't been on your computer since the day you bought it.

* You call 911 when your ISP goes down.

* You have a LAN in your living room.

* You've ever used the phrase "I love kickin puppies!" (Warez Puppies)

* Your lifelong dream is to get published in Bugtraq.

* Your ISP calls YOU for tech support.

* You think "Unix Wars" should be made into a movie.

* You've been obssesed with Sandra Bullock ever since "The Net" came out.

* You think your phone is tapped.

* Your phone IS tapped.

* You tapped your own phone just to see if you could.

* The amount of RAM you have is > your IQ.

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You Know You're A Geek When....

Posted: Sun May 18, 2003 5:08 am
by rovingcowboy
:bsod: my phone is tapped?


:awesome:


:eek: oh i did it my self? :roflmao2:

:angry: who gets to sleep before noon??

or for longer then 2 hours anymore?


i guess i should look at email now? :biglaugh: :lol:


must of been something in the water?? :roflmao2: :roflmao2: :blink: :huh: B)






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You Know You're A Geek When....

Posted: Sun May 18, 2003 1:21 pm
by Red Squirrel
"* You've ever dreamt about source code. "

I dreamed of partition magic once... It looked so real. It started partitioning my computer by itself, and it was screwing up my data. Then, I woke up. :roflmao2: (seriously!)

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