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LEWINSKY VIRUS
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone
about what it did.

MIKE TYSON VIRUS
Quits after one byte

OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS
Your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly
expands to 200mb.

DR. JACK KEVORKAIN VIRUS
Deletes all old files.

TITANIC VIRUS
Your whole computer goes down.

DISNEY VIRUS
Everything in your computer goes goofy

PROZAC VIRUS
Screws up your ram, but your processor doesn't care.

JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS
Only attacks minor files

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS
Terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back.

LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS
Turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy.

VIAGRA VIRUS
Turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive


Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:693, old post ID:5595

tak, where have you been tonight to pick up all these funny posts?

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:693, old post ID:5604

Wren wrote: tak, where have you been tonight to pick up all these funny posts?

Various places, really.

I hardly put anything in the humour section, so I though I would contribute.

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:693, old post ID:5608

hehe that was great.

Well I'm headed to bed, see you guys later.

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:693, old post ID:5615

Goodnight, Red.

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:693, old post ID:5617