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Just thought it might be interesting to show the SARS stats once in a blue mood:

<table cellspacing="0" style="border-style:solid;border-color:black;border-width:1" border="1"><tr><td> Country   </td> <td align="center"> Cumulative number of case(s)²</td> <td align="center"> Number of new cases since last WHO update²</td> <td align="center"> Number of deaths   </td> <td align="center"> Number recovered³</td> <td align="center"> Date last probable case reported   </td> <td align="center"> Date for which cumulative number of cases is current   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Australia   </td> <td align="right"> 4   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 4   </td> <td align="right"> 23/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 6/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Brazil   </td> <td align="right"> 2   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 2   </td> <td align="right"> 10/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 24/Apr/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Bulgaria   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 24/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 28/Apr/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Canada   </td> <td align="right"> 145   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 22   </td> <td align="right"> 94   </td> <td align="right"> 4/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 8/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> China   </td> <td align="right"> 4805   </td> <td align="right"> 118   </td> <td align="right"> 230   </td> <td align="right"> 1582   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> China, Hong Kong Special Administrative Region⁴</td> <td align="right"> 1667   </td> <td align="right"> 6   </td> <td align="right"> 210   </td> <td align="right"> 1015   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> China, Macao Special Administrative Region   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> China, Taiwan   </td> <td align="right"> 149   </td> <td align="right"> 18   </td> <td align="right"> 13   </td> <td align="right"> 26   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Colombia   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 5/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 5/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Finland   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 7/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> France   </td> <td align="right"> 6   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 4   </td> <td align="right"> 6/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 6/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Germany   </td> <td align="right"> 9   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 9   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> India   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 5/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Indonesia   </td> <td align="right"> 2   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 23/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 6/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Italy   </td> <td align="right"> 9   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 9   </td> <td align="right"> 29/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Kuwait   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 9/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 20/Apr/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Malaysia   </td> <td align="right"> 6   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 2   </td> <td align="right"> 4   </td> <td align="right"> 4/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 8/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Mongolia   </td> <td align="right"> 9   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 6   </td> <td align="right"> 6/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> New Zealand   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 30/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Philippines   </td> <td align="right"> 10   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 2   </td> <td align="right"> 2   </td> <td align="right"> 7/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 7/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Poland   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 1/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 5/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Republic of Ireland   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 21/Mar/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 6/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Republic of Korea   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 29/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Romania   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 27/Mar/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 22/Apr/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Singapore   </td> <td align="right"> 204   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 27   </td> <td align="right"> 153   </td> <td align="right"> 5/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 8/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> South Africa   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 9/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 3/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Spain   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 2/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 5/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Sweden   </td> <td align="right"> 3   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 2   </td> <td align="right"> 18/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 23/Apr/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Switzerland   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 1   </td> <td align="right"> 17/Mar/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 9/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Thailand   </td> <td align="right"> 7   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 2   </td> <td align="right"> 5   </td> <td align="right"> 12/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 8/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> United Kingdom   </td> <td align="right"> 6   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 6   </td> <td align="right"> 11/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 8/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> United States   </td> <td align="right"> 63   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 33   </td> <td align="right"> 4/May/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 8/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Viet Nam   </td> <td align="right"> 63   </td> <td align="right"> 0   </td> <td align="right"> 5   </td> <td align="right"> 58   </td> <td align="right"> 14/Apr/2003   </td> <td align="right"> 4/May/2003   </td> </tr> <tr> <td align="right"> Total   </td> <td align="right"> 7183   </td> <td align="right"> 144   </td> <td align="right"> 514   </td> <td align="right"> 3023   </td> <td align="right">   </td> </tr></table>


And for a bit of humour...




Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:636, old post ID:4872

Red, you may think I am dumb, but I don't see the humour in that page! What is funny? Is it that Mhz thing?

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:636, old post ID:4873

It has to be the AMD ad...what else would Red see?

Red, show us the humor...or am I dumb too?

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:636, old post ID:4875

it's that man with the mask, then you have that woman poster in the background, it's kind of funny. It's like if masks are the "cool new style" get yours now.

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:636, old post ID:4877

Red Squirrel wrote: it's that man with the mask, then you have that woman poster in the background, it's kind of funny. It's like if masks are the "cool new style" get yours now.

Oh...

I had some SARS humour things, but I thought it would be inappropriate to share them. Would anyone get offended?

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:636, old post ID:4882

I would not, go ahead. I live in Canada so I'm the mostly affected. Go for it, start a new thread in the humour section. The more threads the more google results for us

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:636, old post ID:4883

I live in Canada so I'm the mostly affected.

Are you bragging?

Just playing with you. I wish I were the most affected since that would mean I live something in Canada or Asia....

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:636, old post ID:4891

No not bragging. Just saying I'd be the most likely to be offended, probably, and I'm not if you post jokes about it.

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:636, old post ID:4899

Red Squirrel wrote: No not bragging. Just saying I'd be the most likely to be offended, probably, and I'm not if you post jokes about it.

I think humour is the perfect thing to ease the SARS situation. It is amazing how much better a person can feel after a big laugh.

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:636, old post ID:4906

Yep, so go nuts and go post that in the joke forum.

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:636, old post ID:4928