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Hehe, I got:
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Your
responses indicate a strong prediliction to drinking, in fact you're
probably bombed right now. Get a grip, you dope, put down the bottle
and switch to heroin. Studies show it's better for you in the long-run.
Return to the clinic immediately for a high-colonic and don't come back
till you're straight. People who answer as you did are often fanatical
about keeping their desk tidy.
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Despite
your condition and its behavioral limitations, remember you can always
find work as a drug-dealer or prositute if you really try. Chances are
you're a Libra, like most hopeless souls. (That doesn't really mean
anything, but we just figured we'd mention it.) Strangely enough, you
don't hate your mother and father, but you do hate your grandmother and grandfather. Who knows what in the world that means.

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Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:596, old post ID:4488

Diagnostic Overview:

Your responses indicate you've gone off your medication, and are probably breaking parole right now. Stay away from schoolyards and daycare centers; that's the first place they'll look for you. You also wear a lot of black clothing because the voices tell you to, right? People who answer as you did usually hog the remote control.
Long-Term Prognosis:

Despite your condition and its behavioral limitations, remember you can always find work as a drug-dealer or prositute if you really try. Chances are you're a Libra, like most hopeless souls. (That doesn't really mean anything, but we just figured we'd mention it.) Strangely enough, you don't hate your mother and father, but you do hate your grandmother and grandfather. Who knows what in the world that means.

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:596, old post ID:4493

Diagnostic Overview:

You are only slightly disturbed, and are probably okay to be alone with small children (as long as they've been warned). A brain-transplant is probably the only thing that might keep your mental health in check. You should also check into some of the doofier religions that people laugh about. People who answer as you did usually don't know what the hell they're doing.
Long-Term Prognosis:

Forget your lifelong dream of becoming a back-hoe operator. Because of your condition, we recommend that you not operate any heavy machinery until you work out your problems; which is to say, "never". Clearly you hate your mother and depise your father, but this is normal so don't sweat it. (We all hate your mother and despise your father.)

Archived topic from Iceteks, old topic ID:596, old post ID:4866