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Twas the night after Christmas, all the backups were made, after recovering from a virus, that M. Scruge had made. ...

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the e-mails are sent the virus is dead, the xmas cards are read, and the presents are loaded in the sledd...

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And santa jumps in, and heads towards PC Q&A to wish them a merry Christmas...

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he's such a very nice man, what's this at the bottom of the sledd? rolling around at his feet.....

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getting ready to land on the PC Q&A roof, he stops to check it out and it's a gift that belongs to them. "Good" he says. I don't need to search through 4796307612 gifts to find the name. So he jumps in the chiminy...

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and works his way down all the while this very nice present is .....

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Starting to melt! No!!! he says, as he looses his grip on the cement and falls in the open fire and tries to throw the gift at the tree, but realizes he's in the server room and it hit's the mainframe! "Oh no!" he says not realizing he's still sitting in the fire. (a fireplace in a server room, yep )

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after a massive explosion and a burning behind santa scampers up the chimmney and scoots along the snow packed roof trying to put out the seat of his pants when he realizes.....

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that the main T1 line got tangled around his foot somehow, seeing that he has the right end, he quickly pulls out a laptop and hooks it up to surf the net.

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Now dear old Santa just enjoys surfing and wouldn't you know the first site he visits is.......

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IceTeks, he realizes that it's new and that he had picked that name which took 45minutes to transfer on the old 12.2 Bps lines in northpole. He then sees an ad for...

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the new model Santa slieghs 2003 bright red with 2 mils of clear coat polished brass the works and zero financing till 2004 so.....

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So he clicks on it and get's an ad popup for a 5000VXL series Capacitor with ultra electrostatic radiation ultamizer technology, and thinking about one of those "curs'n teddy" toys the elves keep screwing up on, he clicks on it and realizes that the price is...

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asronomical and opps for doing alittle more surfing and put those items on his "think about" list, just then his virus program popups says you've been infected! OH no Santa yells! he quickly surfs over to......

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www.dns34.northpole.com/mainframe/compu ... /downloads!

He then realizes that the server is frozen!!! He then goes to...

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to the local hardware store and buys a space heater to defrost lol, taking full advantage of this high speed connection he surf on over to newegg and pricewatch sites shopping for goodies that he can......

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relax and enjoy himself. "I'm sure the kids won't be that pisst at me. Besides, they love me so much my popularity level will only go down [he opens calc.exe] from 32.5%, I can make up for it next year". So he starts adding goodies in the cart...

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lets see what do I want for my self, hmm how bout a DVD burner.....hmmm how bout a ......

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dvd player to go with that, and oh, I have to buy a...

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UPS unit cause of them darn power failures, and maybe while I'm at it I'll buy a....

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pack of 50 timbits, so, clicking on buy now to submit his cart and buy everything, he realizes that he accidently...

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bought 5000 packs oops guess what the kids next year well now what else do I need maybe new runners for backup sledd or......

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How about, a ZXV 3000 Titanium series dual motor jet pack for the sled. This new product, which came out as he clicked the main site, is now equipped with the blazing fast 3337 serries transister technology. Wow!

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Santa says I wonder if this could be equipped with cruise control........

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So he clicks on "buy now" to see if there's more information, but instead, it takes him to a page displaying his credit card number and says "thank you for purshassing. Freaked out, he never realizes that the price is...

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