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for all those shitty AoAs and custom arties
Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:27 am
by DOCTOR THUNDER
why try to make them seem good? Everyone knows that sacred elemental, arcane earrings, death ring, etc are junk. How about replacing them with some really shitty arties? At least people would get a laugh out of it. Here are some examples just off the top of my head:
Turd Herder Sheperd's Crook
Herding +5
Heavy Xbow of Ruin Heavy Xbow
5DI
Walmart sneakers Shoes
Self Repair -2
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:32 am
by Red Squirrel
lol I had thought of making an arty called deception. it would have +1 of every single mod. It looks good at first but then you start reading the mods...
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:33 am
by Death
DOCTOR THUNDER wrote:why try to make them seem good? Everyone knows that sacred elemental, arcane earrings, death ring, etc are junk. How about replacing them with some really shitty arties? At least people would get a laugh out of it. Here are some examples just off the top of my head:
Turd Herder Sheperd's Crook
Herding +5
Heavy Xbow of Ruin Heavy Xbow
5DI
Walmart sneakers Shoes
Self Repair -2
Well, everyone values things differently. Some people might think an item is crap while others like it. For example, I know somebody who praised the death ring cause it fit in perfectly with their template (IMO it sucks). Of course, you're right, some items just plain blow.
I can save those really shitty arty ideas for level 1 recipes (Well, I wouldn't make them that shitty) as level 1 recipes are very common finds and enough are needed to populate that list.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:40 am
by DOCTOR THUNDER
My post was half joke, half truth. On the big D, I had quite a collection of absolute crap locked down at the orc fort mall. Not just stuff I thought was good that was really just junk, but real junk. My prized item was a 5 mod +1% item. Crog and Alvar used to help me find junk items. It kinda added a little fun to the game.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:46 am
by Death
lol didn't red give out a gag prize for an event with like 1% of every shitty mod possible?
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:48 am
by Red Squirrel
oh you mean that time I did
[global add lunalance
instead of
[online add lunalance
Yeah that was fun to cleanup.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:49 am
by DOCTOR THUNDER
i think i remember that.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:53 am
by Death
Red Squirrel wrote:oh you mean that time I did
[global add lunalance
instead of
[online add lunalance
Yeah that was fun to cleanup.
No, not that one. Think it was a red staff and it had like 1% hit lightning, 1% hit lower defence, 1% hci, 1% dci and all that.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 11:59 am
by Red Squirrel
Oh yeah it was not a reward though just my GM weapon. Until I accidentally deleted it.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 12:04 pm
by Death
Red Squirrel wrote:Oh yeah it was not a reward though just my GM weapon. Until I accidentally deleted it.
oh lol. Ya I vaguely recall it so don't remember where it came from.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:23 pm
by E.Machine
Windex
Looks like a beer bottle. Kills you instantly when you double click it.
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 1:32 pm
by DOCTOR THUNDER
that would be a good one. Along the same lines as;
Tom Horton Breakfast Special cooked bacon and eggs
lethally poisoned
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:27 pm
by Death
E.Machine wrote:Windex
Looks like a beer bottle. Kills you instantly when you double click it.
Or you can be like my roomate and fill a windex bottle with bleach and fantastic and not label the bottle. Can call it "Unknown Chemical Mix".
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Posted: Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:27 pm
by Red Squirrel
lmao
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:18 am
by jrhather
i love the death ring. 25 SDI. fits my char's suit to a 't'
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:52 am
by d.
Seer Death wrote:E.Machine wrote:Windex
Looks like a beer bottle. Kills you instantly when you double click it.
Or you can be like my roomate and fill a windex bottle with bleach and fantastic and not label the bottle. Can call it "Unknown Chemical Mix".
Just remember don't mix bleach and ammonia, it creates gas which can prove to be fatal.
A women once died while cleaning her cat's litter box with bleach, as it mixed with the built up urine residue that contains ammonia.
Theres your tip for the day.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:11 am
by Death
d. wrote:Seer Death wrote:E.Machine wrote:Windex
Looks like a beer bottle. Kills you instantly when you double click it.
Or you can be like my roomate and fill a windex bottle with bleach and fantastic and not label the bottle. Can call it "Unknown Chemical Mix".
Just remember don't mix bleach and ammonia, it creates gas which can prove to be fatal.
A women once died while cleaning her cat's litter box with bleach, as it mixed with the built up urine residue that contains ammonia.
Theres your tip for the day.
Funny you should mention that. I went to go spray the window with the solution and then realized it was bleach (Because the bottle had improper identification). My roomate then goes to spray it with windex (Ammonia) to clean it up the crazy bugger. I quickly told him not to for that exact reason.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:38 am
by Red Squirrel
Who in their right mind would use chemicals to clean a cat's litter box? O_o
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 11:47 am
by Death
Red Squirrel wrote:Who in their right mind would use chemicals to clean a cat's litter box? O_o
Somebody nominated for a Darwin award apparently...
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:17 pm
by dprantl
Yay for highschool chemistry!
2NaOCl + 2NH3 -> 2NaONH3 + Cl2
Chorine gas ftl; an easy way to drown to death without ever being near water.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 4:59 pm
by Red Squirrel
Argon works the same and is cheaper. Argon fire supression systems FTW. GTFO if one decides to go off in the building you're in.
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:11 pm
by Anonymous
lol nubbbs way to get off subject...
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:23 pm
by Red Squirrel
lol how we get on that anyway...
(quote from my first year college business teacher after rambling on WAY off topic for 45+ minutes)
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 5:25 pm
by Anonymous
lol i wish i knew more about ur shard... im a lil trammie lol...
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 8:14 pm
by Death
Red Squirrel wrote:lol how we get on that anyway...
(quote from my first year college business teacher after rambling on WAY off topic for 45+ minutes)
Oh right. Clause was the mother of all conversation wanderers. That being said, what was this topic about again anyways lol.
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