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I'm officially a dirty man

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:22 pm
by Red Squirrel
I had a Baconator today.

For those who don't know, dirty is another way of saying, very unhealthy eater. So if you eat take out a lot, you are very dirty. It's a saying we use a lot at the office. :P

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I'm officially a dirty man

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:25 pm
by DOCTOR THUNDER
If you think you are dirty when you eat it, just wait till it comes out.

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I'm officially a dirty man

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:37 pm
by Red Squirrel
Actually I'm surprised it did not come out yet. :P Maybe its clogging up somewhere so I have to wait for the pressure to release. :twisted:

I wonder if I could eat one of those with a poutine. Think it would make a great combo. Don't think Wendy's has poutine though.

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:38 pm
by Death
Red Squirrel wrote:Actually I'm surprised it did not come out yet. :P Maybe its clogging up somewhere so I have to wait for the pressure to release. :twisted:

I wonder if I could eat one of those with a poutine. Think it would make a great combo. Don't think Wendy's has poutine though.
Get them to dip your fries in the leftover grease.

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 9:47 pm
by Red Squirrel
Mmmm good thinking.

Heck, why order a coke or a root beer? Just have them plunge the cup in the deep frier. Mmmmm grease.

If ever I need a bypass, may as well make sure its a quad one. No point in going through that surgery for just 1 or two arteries.

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I'm officially a dirty man

Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:05 pm
by Death
Red Squirrel wrote:Mmmm good thinking.

Heck, why order a coke or a root beer? Just have them plunge the cup in the deep frier. Mmmmm grease.

If ever I need a bypass, may as well make sure its a quad one. No point in going through that surgery for just 1 or two arteries.
Damn, now I want a coke.

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 10:10 pm
by Red Squirrel
I want something deep fried. anything. Everything is good deep fried. I can't stand the taste of onions. Add batter to it, deep fry it, I'll eat it. :P

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Posted: Wed Sep 17, 2008 11:03 pm
by Death
Red Squirrel wrote:I want something deep fried. anything. Everything is good deep fried. I can't stand the taste of onions. Add batter to it, deep fry it, I'll eat it. :P
Onion rings I take it lol.

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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:41 am
by Nexus Graveheart
Deep fried pickles are tops.

Followed closely by deep fried ice cream.

Then deep fried whole turkey.

Then every other food on earth. Including double deep fried batter....with tabasco.

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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:43 am
by geezushhchrist
deep fried burnt marsh mellows anyone?

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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 9:22 am
by Death
Nexus Graveheart wrote:Deep fried pickles are tops.
Never tried but that sounds rather tempting.
geezushhchrist wrote:deep fried burnt marsh mellows anyone?
Is that even possible? or would that end up more like deep-fried-sugar-pancake?

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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:51 am
by Plastic Man
The average American (and I'd assume anyone that lives a similar lifestyle in regards to eating habits) gains 1-3lbs a year of bodily waste that does not pass through their systems and gets lodged in their digestive tract. Their are nutritional suplements out there that can help clean out your system if you have been eating fast food and convience food for years. Some people have reported as much as 40lbs of weightloss after 1 month of using these system cleaning suplements. Not body fat loss, everything they lost ended up in the toilet.

Just goes to show you that americans really are full of shit.

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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:54 am
by Red Squirrel
lmao thats nuts

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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:20 pm
by Death
Plastic Man wrote:The average American (and I'd assume anyone that lives a similar lifestyle in regards to eating habits) gains 1-3lbs a year of bodily waste that does not pass through their systems and gets lodged in their digestive tract. Their are nutritional suplements out there that can help clean out your system if you have been eating fast food and convience food for years. Some people have reported as much as 40lbs of weightloss after 1 month of using these system cleaning suplements. Not body fat loss, everything they lost ended up in the toilet.

Just goes to show you that americans really are full of shit.
*ziiiiing* was wondering where that was going :P.

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Posted: Thu Sep 18, 2008 10:55 pm
by jrhather
Plastic Man wrote: Just goes to show you that americans really are full of shit.
QFT

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