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LMAO idiot

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:54 pm
by Red Squirrel
Ok this was so freaken funny. I was alone in the mall walking in Winners trying not to laugh at this.

At Winners they have this sensor where if you try to go out of the store with their shopping carts the wheels have a magnetic lock and it stops you from going further. There's a big sign that says that. It's also ironic that there's something different attached to the wheels, it looks like a ...wheel lock.

Well this lady apparently cannot read big signs, and tried to go out of the store with a cart, it locked on her and she got jabbed in the cart handle, and she had a "WTFHAX?" face as she was pacing around the cart and still trying to move it. She did not clue in that the huge black thing on the wheel was stopping it but the front wheels were free, so she could of lifted the back and just wheel it back into the store and try to cover up the scene.

Instead, she leaves it there and TAKES ANOTHER CART! By this time I was in the store so I just walked passed her trying not to look and laugh so I missed the rest if she did in fact try to go out with it.


Seriously, how can people be THAT stupid? Like wow. She's probably the same type of customer that calls in screaming at us because their email does not work, and figures it should still work without the internet because "we don't have internet with you guys anyway so it should not matter if mine is down". People, people. What is this world coming to?

I blame it on the wireless devices we use these days, it's burning people's brain cells.

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LMAO idiot

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:37 pm
by jrhather
Red Squirrel wrote:Ok this was so freaken funny. I was alone in the mall walking in Winners trying not to laugh at this.

At Winners they have this sensor where if you try to go out of the store with their shopping carts the wheels have a magnetic lock and it stops you from going further. There's a big sign that says that. It's also ironic that there's something different attached to the wheels, it looks like a ...wheel lock.

Well this lady apparently cannot read big signs, and tried to go out of the store with a cart, it locked on her and she got jabbed in the cart handle, and she had a "WTFHAX?" face as she was pacing around the cart and still trying to move it. She did not clue in that the huge black thing on the wheel was stopping it but the front wheels were free, so she could of lifted the back and just wheel it back into the store and try to cover up the scene.

Instead, she leaves it there and TAKES ANOTHER CART! By this time I was in the store so I just walked passed her trying not to look and laugh so I missed the rest if she did in fact try to go out with it.


Seriously, how can people be THAT stupid? Like wow. She's probably the same type of customer that calls in screaming at us because their email does not work, and figures it should still work without the internet because "we don't have internet with you guys anyway so it should not matter if mine is down". People, people. What is this world coming to?

I blame it on the wireless devices we use these days, it's burning people's brain cells.
People are just fuckin' dumb as posts these days. I seriously don't GET it...nobody reads or thinks these days. It's aggravating esp. in retail. People need to shut the fuck up and L I S T E N. (or read, in her case)

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LMAO idiot

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:47 pm
by Death
Red Squirrel wrote:Ok this was so freaken funny. I was alone in the mall walking in Winners trying not to laugh at this.

At Winners they have this sensor where if you try to go out of the store with their shopping carts the wheels have a magnetic lock and it stops you from going further. There's a big sign that says that. It's also ironic that there's something different attached to the wheels, it looks like a ...wheel lock.

Well this lady apparently cannot read big signs, and tried to go out of the store with a cart, it locked on her and she got jabbed in the cart handle, and she had a "WTFHAX?" face as she was pacing around the cart and still trying to move it. She did not clue in that the huge black thing on the wheel was stopping it but the front wheels were free, so she could of lifted the back and just wheel it back into the store and try to cover up the scene.

Instead, she leaves it there and TAKES ANOTHER CART! By this time I was in the store so I just walked passed her trying not to look and laugh so I missed the rest if she did in fact try to go out with it.


Seriously, how can people be THAT stupid? Like wow. She's probably the same type of customer that calls in screaming at us because their email does not work, and figures it should still work without the internet because "we don't have internet with you guys anyway so it should not matter if mine is down". People, people. What is this world coming to?

I blame it on the wireless devices we use these days, it's burning people's brain cells.
I'd like to nominate her for a Darwin award. Evolutionary traits she lacks no doubt.

I remember when No Frills had those long pole thingies to prevent you from bringing in outside carts or taking theirs out. People are so stubborn. I remember seeing people trying to hoist their whole fucking cart over the poles so that they could get through (In some cases, like christmas time, trying to hoist a massive cart full of shit over it).

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LMAO idiot

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:48 pm
by Red Squirrel
Haha thats a jarr.

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LMAO idiot

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:27 pm
by dprantl
Having a store called "Winners" is already funny. Maybe it attracts those customers that feel like they are (or want to be) winners?

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LMAO idiot

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 2:29 pm
by Death
dprantl wrote:Having a store called "Winners" is already funny. Maybe it attracts those customers that feel like they are (or want to be) winners?
lol ya the irony itself is worth a few yuk-yuk points.

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LMAO idiot

Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:20 pm
by Red Squirrel
hahaha yeah

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