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This pregnant woman is in labor and her baby finally comes out after lot of struggling. The doctor comes in to assist and brings the baby out and is gone for about 20 minutes.

Later on the doctor comes back in the room, trips and the baby flies to the ground head first and rolls a bit, cracking his skull open, and breaking both arms. It does not cry or even move after that.

The mother, extremely shocked looks at the doctor.

The doctor says: "Haha got you! It was already dead anyway!"

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Awwww that's terrible Red. Not even funny. I don't see how people can find humor in dead baby jokes.

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Yeah its bad, thats how bored we were at work today. Some worse jokes came out too lol.

Guess when everything is working properly nobody needs to call the help desk haha.

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A child molester is leading a small child into the forest. The child says "The forest is so dark and scary." The molester replies, "Yeah, it is. And I am going to have to walk back all by myself."

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DOCTOR THUNDER wrote:A child molester is leading a small child into the forest. The child says "The forest is so dark and scary." The molester replies, "Yeah, it is. And I am going to have to walk back all by myself."

I Lol'd


Whats red, slimy and crawling up your leg??






A homesick abortion.

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