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Yup, I do it. I am getting that reputation, so I might as well make a post to explain it. My natural state of mind is a very cool peaceful nature, and in that state I wouldn't even think of rezkilling. Honestly. But let me list a few of the conditions that would change DOCTOR THUNDER from his warm fuzzy helpful peaceful nature into the cold prickly evil rezkilling DOCTOR THUNDER.

#1. I have had a few too many beers.
#2. You are raiding my champ. - I am not going to let you rez at the rez gate and come back to try to kill me. You can't hold that against me, its just common sense on my part to keep you out of the fight.
#3. I am raiding your champ.
#4. You attacked a weaker guildmate, especially if it is a female guildmate.
#5. You talk shit as a ghost or freshly rezzed.
#6. You tell me I was a lot better player on demise. - I am still getting used to a new unique template and a new suit. And tbh, Subotai was a rez killing mofo on demise. Just ask Kitka or Extremist.
#7. If you name your characters Kitka or Extremist, that would make DOC very angry.
#8. If you cry about getting ganked or rezkilled.
#9. If its at the end of server wars.
#10. If DOC hasn't been laid in over a week.

I think that about covers it. Just be cool and I will be cool. I might even heal you and help you. This also goes for when I am playing Subotai.

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Well those reasons pretty much make sense. A nice trick is to lay some land mines at the rezgate. Once they're fixed it will go better too (they won't be triggered by the setter, or guild members of the setter)

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DOCTOR THUNDER wrote:Yup, I do it. I am getting that reputation, so I might as well make a post to explain it. My natural state of mind is a very cool peaceful nature, and in that state I wouldn't even think of rezkilling. Honestly. But let me list a few of the conditions that would change DOCTOR THUNDER from his warm fuzzy helpful peaceful nature into the cold prickly evil rezkilling DOCTOR THUNDER.

#1. I have had a few too many beers.
#2. You are raiding my champ. - I am not going to let you rez at the rez gate and come back to try to kill me. You can't hold that against me, its just common sense on my part to keep you out of the fight.
#3. I am raiding your champ.
#4. You attacked a weaker guildmate, especially if it is a female guildmate.
#5. You talk shit as a ghost or freshly rezzed.
#6. You tell me I was a lot better player on demise. - I am still getting used to a new unique template and a new suit. And tbh, Subotai was a rez killing mofo on demise. Just ask Kitka or Extremist.
#7. If you name your characters Kitka or Extremist, that would make DOC very angry.
#8. If you cry about getting ganked or rezkilled.
#9. If its at the end of server wars.
#10. If DOC hasn't been laid in over a week.

I think that about covers it. Just be cool and I will be cool. I might even heal you and help you. This also goes for when I am playing Subotai.

I'm proud of you.

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lol...

Ken my friend, have you ever listened to any of Eminem's albums? There's this guy that does this talk on some of his tracks named "Ken Kennif" or something to that effect. He is from Conneticuit. I know you are definately not from conneticuit, but you remind me of him, and here's why:

1. With the shit that comes out of his mouth, it definately sounds like he's had too many beers.

2. With the shit that comes out of his mouth, its pretty much like he's being raided in the @$$. As Kenneth constantly says in his lines, he wants to give people "A piece of his ass." lol

3. Maybe I'm wrong... maybe you're the one raiding people's @$$3$.

4. Kenneth is most likely definately weaker than eminem, and by his numerous attempts to get a hotel room with eminem, it is just sounding like he wants companionship. Some protection. Like you are to your weaker guildmates. *smiles*

5. Kenneth is usually the one talking "shit," but only because someone else said it to him first. Example:

Automated Answering Service: "At the tone, please say your name..."
Ken: "Ken Kaniff from Conneticuit, you automated piece of shit."

6. It sounds like he's been used to his "template" of a homosexual for quite a long time. So stop whining.

7. Naming yourself Kitka or Extremist would probably piss Kenneth off as well. As those definately sound like they could be rappers titles, I could forsee the possibility of him asking for a piece of their @$$3$ as well.

8. He would definately not want people to cry about getting "GANKED." As that is most certainly one of the most important pieces to his resume when applying for a job at your local "Church."

9. Server wars would probably turn him on. As it probably would remind him of a time when he nailed a waitress in the kitchen at a restaurant.

10. If you have listened to the first Ken Kaniff track, you would definatly not want to hear him if he hasn't been laid in a week.

I strongly urge you all to downlo... err, buy the track "Eminem - Ken Kaniff" off his first record "The Slim Shady LP" so you understand the above.

Thank you for your time.

p.s. I've been drinking. Cheers!

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