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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of
the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he
uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts
to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between
them for a few seconds".Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet
paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts."How
long will this take?" I asked."They will grow larger over a period of
years," my husband replies.I stopped."Do you really think rubbing a piece
of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger
over the years?"Without missing a beat he says,"Worked for your butt,
didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk
again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a
straw.

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Red, instead of husband don't you mean your "domestic partner?" And don't be too ashamed, skinny guys usually have small breasts.

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Red Squirrel wrote:Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of
the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.

ARE U A GIRL ....... lol

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Oh was just copy and pasted LOL

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lmfao

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