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http://www.zombietime.com/really_truly_hillary_gallery/

No offense to Hillary; she’s definitely the best-looking woman running.

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Haha, nice.

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Lol, I think the one with her and Natalie Portman is the worst. It's like, extremely hot actress next to the ugliest monster on the planet. >.<

Those pictures need to add horns to Hilary's head =P


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good stuff

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lol, Natalie Portman isn't wearing a brrrraaaa! lol...
XD No i am nbot a pervert, lmao. But seriously... I think Hillary is a lesbian...
O.O

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goalguarder12 wrote: Lol, I think the one with her and Natalie Portman is the worst.

This one? (It must’ve been cold there.)

Just for the record, Chelsea Clinton is delicious and could be my president any day.

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Chris Vogel wrote:

goalguarder12 wrote: Lol, I think the one with her and Natalie Portman is the worst.

(It must’ve been cold there.)

You disgust me.

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Natalie Portman is UBER hawt. I'd totally hit that if i had the chance...

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Well that makes me feel happie about life, lol. I thought I was ugly, but if shes uber hawt that makes me slightly pretty lol!

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LOL those are super hilarious, so much possibilities for captions too.

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flowergirlajg wrote: Well that makes me feel happie about life, lol. I thought I was ugly, but if shes uber hawt that makes me slightly pretty lol!

Don't get carried away now!

EDIT: That was too mean, i'm sure you're lovely.

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thank you, lol.

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LOLZ.

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/defensive stance on

*punches robo in the head, knocking him out.*
*cuts up razor blades into very small and very sharp pieces and uses orthodontist glue to attach a shard of the razor to each of his teeth while he sleeps, making sure that the sharp, razor part is facing toward the center of the mouth*
*waits for robo to wake up and try to talk so his tongue will be cut hundreds of times, making him bleed profusely out his mouth. The taste of so much of his own blood combined with the pain his tongue feels will probably make him pass out again.*

/defensive stance off

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[ANGER]

*Freezes GG in carbonite*

GG awakens only to see a sheet of glass separating him from the depths of space, leaving him to die of violent convulsions as his own carbon dioxide suffocates him.

[/ANGER]

I think I've made my point.
oh, wait,
[ANGER]
*uses experimental 'bad luck grenade' on GG*

GG falls into random pit, only to find sharp rocks and a hungry pack of fast zombies at the pitch-black bottom. With a small bit of luck (or will it just prolong his suffering?) he finds a shotgun with a box of 100 rounds next to it. he survives the zombie attack, but I happen to jump out of the darkness and knock him out.

*Freezes GG in carbonite once again, only this time to have a MUCH more elaborate fate planned out.*

...to be continued....

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*Pulls a .50 calibur DEagle from his belt and fires 5 rounds through Robo's skull*

Done.
No more continue. I win. F*!@ off...

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wow.

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goalguarder12 wrote: *Pulls a .50 calibur DEagle from his belt and fires 5 rounds through Robo's skull*

Done.
No more continue. I win. F*!@ off...

O RLY? But I had my super-high-tech-robonightmaric-ultra-space-shield online at the time of the shooting, so when you turned around to look kickass with the smoke coming from your Desert Eagle, I stabbed you through the chest with one of my plasma-tipped robo tentacles. I then proceeded to empty an entire clip of ammo into your skull using my AK-47.

my kills are always the most kickass of them all.

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Whatever happened to good old fashioned decapitation?

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manadren wrote: Whatever happened to good old fashioned decapitation?

Allahu Akhbar!

*cut*



I win!

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robonightmare wrote:

goalguarder12 wrote: *Pulls a .50 calibur DEagle from his belt and fires 5 rounds through Robo's skull*

Done.
No more continue. I win. F*!@ off...

O RLY? But I had my super-high-tech-robonightmaric-ultra-space-shield online at the time of the shooting, so when you turned around to look kickass with the smoke coming from your Desert Eagle, I stabbed you through the chest with one of my plasma-tipped robo tentacles. I then proceeded to empty an entire clip of ammo into your skull using my AK-47.

my kills are always the most kickass of them all.

well if you're going to dive into the realm of wtf!@!@%!1?#@?, then i also had a shield, except when mine is used, it destroys the universe and everything in it except me. it also has a "no-exception" generator deep inside it that makes it always work and nothing can stop it or save anybody else or hurt me or damage the shield or generator in any way at all. Basically, it means it has to happen and nothing else can happen at all because it is all-powerful and it is win.

/guffaw

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Your wish is my command.

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goalguarder12 wrote:

robonightmare wrote:

goalguarder12 wrote: *Pulls a .50 calibur DEagle from his belt and fires 5 rounds through Robo's skull*

Done.
No more continue. I win. F*!@ off...

O RLY? But I had my super-high-tech-robonightmaric-ultra-space-shield online at the time of the shooting, so when you turned around to look kickass with the smoke coming from your Desert Eagle, I stabbed you through the chest with one of my plasma-tipped robo tentacles. I then proceeded to empty an entire clip of ammo into your skull using my AK-47.

my kills are always the most kickass of them all.

well if you're going to dive into the realm of wtf!@!@%!1?#@?, then i also had a shield, except when mine is used, it destroys the universe and everything in it except me. it also has a "no-exception" generator deep inside it that makes it always work and nothing can stop it or save anybody else or hurt me or damage the shield or generator in any way at all. Basically, it means it has to happen and nothing else can happen at all because it is all-powerful and it is win.

/guffaw

Oh yeah, well I just happen to be flying by in the heart of gold, and as a side effect a very confused whale suddenly appears in the air above you and your always works no-exceptions shield turns into a piece of dry toast. Thus both you and the piece of dry toast are crushed whilst the what turns into a vaguely whale shaped splatter on the pavement.

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manadren wrote:

goalguarder12 wrote:

robonightmare wrote:
O RLY? But I had my super-high-tech-robonightmaric-ultra-space-shield online at the time of the shooting, so when you turned around to look kickass with the smoke coming from your Desert Eagle, I stabbed you through the chest with one of my plasma-tipped robo tentacles. I then proceeded to empty an entire clip of ammo into your skull using my AK-47.

my kills are always the most kickass of them all.

well if you're going to dive into the realm of wtf!@!@%!1?#@?, then i also had a shield, except when mine is used, it destroys the universe and everything in it except me. it also has a "no-exception" generator deep inside it that makes it always work and nothing can stop it or save anybody else or hurt me or damage the shield or generator in any way at all. Basically, it means it has to happen and nothing else can happen at all because it is all-powerful and it is win.

/guffaw

Oh yeah, well I just happen to be flying by in the heart of gold, and as a side effect a very confused whale suddenly appears in the air above you and your always works no-exceptions shield turns into a piece of dry toast. Thus both you and the piece of dry toast are crushed whilst the what turns into a vaguely whale shaped splatter on the pavement.

nothing can stop it or save anybody else or hurt me or damage the shield or generator in any way at all.

Critical Miss. You punch yourself in the nuts and fall on the ground crying.

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goalguarder12 wrote:

manadren wrote:

goalguarder12 wrote:
well if you're going to dive into the realm of wtf!@!@%!1?#@?, then i also had a shield, except when mine is used, it destroys the universe and everything in it except me. it also has a "no-exception" generator deep inside it that makes it always work and nothing can stop it or save anybody else or hurt me or damage the shield or generator in any way at all. Basically, it means it has to happen and nothing else can happen at all because it is all-powerful and it is win.

/guffaw

Oh yeah, well I just happen to be flying by in the heart of gold, and as a side effect a very confused whale suddenly appears in the air above you and your always works no-exceptions shield turns into a piece of dry toast. Thus both you and the piece of dry toast are crushed whilst the what turns into a vaguely whale shaped splatter on the pavement.

nothing can stop it or save anybody else or hurt me or damage the shield or generator in any way at all.

Critical Miss. You punch yourself in the nuts and fall on the ground crying.

You forget, the Heart of Gold runs on the Infinite Improbability Drive. As the drive ramps up to infinite improbability, the less likely something is, the more likely it is to happen - like suddenly appearing on the other side of the galaxy exactly where you wanted to be without all that mucking about in hyperspace, or a never-fail shield generator suddenly failing for no reason and a very confused whale falling on top of you.

(Someone obviously hasn't read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy)

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